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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

It's a roster built on the idea that Ohio State didn't want you, so come to Michigan and be angsty about it.
I think Hairball bumbled his way into a Cignetti situation (probably because of COVID), where starting in 21 he had a mature crop of players that were talented but not super stars so they stayed their entire tenure and were one of the oldest teams by the 23 season. Before that it was just a constant flow of mid, and it resumed with Moore after that.
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OC Arthur Smith (Official Thread)

This is a perfect week to continue to shore up the D and work on a few things on Offense before we face Indy. Also a perfect week to put an end to Lockly's career at Maryland.

It’s kind of remarkable it hasn’t actually ended yet. I get they went be a perennial contender but considering the under armor bucks what they’re producing on the field is repulsive and is only rivaled by MSU this year
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

They are both Frat boys. But McAfee is the frat boy that gets drunk off ass does some dumb shit. But everyone likes him and you know if shit went down he'll have your back.

Portnoy is the Frat boy that gets drunk all the time starts fights with everyone gets knocked out a few times. Keeps doing it and everyone starts pulling the other guy away and when it starts and just keeps going I know he's a jackass but it's not worth it. Basically Portnoy is their version of Kirk Barton
I don't know about all that, but Portnoy is just a business man ( actually up until now, a pretty decent one) who had a few years when he was in his 20's & 30's who just trolled and it succeeded as a website and social media that kind of had a cult like following. Now he is almost 50 and he isn't able to pull it off anymore, doesn't look comfortable, and only has the low hanging fruit that is the OSU football program, because rivalry.

He just has not been able to adjust his sports persona and it just doesn't work anymore.

Plus he has too many other things going on. Business commentary, and he is political. Both can be polarizing to some people, which is fine, but for his sports media company.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

They are both Frat boys. But McAfee is the frat boy that gets drunk off ass does some dumb shit. But everyone likes him and you know if shit went down he'll have your back.

Portnoy is the Frat boy that gets drunk all the time starts fights with everyone gets knocked out a few times. Keeps doing it and everyone starts pulling the other guy away and when it starts and just keeps going I know he's a jackass but it's not worth it. Basically Portnoy is their version of Kirk Barton

But even then Barton actually played football. WTF did portnoy ever do
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Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)


JENNINGS, La. (KLFY) — A man has been arrested after allegedly exposing himself to an employee at a Sonic drive-in on Elton Road in Jennings on Sept. 22, officials said.

Mitchell Higginbotham, was arrested and booked into the Jefferson Davis Parish Jail on charges of obscenity and driving under suspension.

Officers with the Jennings Police Department responded to the fast-food restaurant at approximately 4:40 p.m. following a report of inappropriate conduct. Police then identified Higginbotham.

According to authorities, the incident occurred when a Sonic employee walked up to a vehicle in the parking lot to address a payment system issue. The driver exposed himself and engaged in inappropriate conduct toward her before leaving the area.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Oh yea, this is definitely a roster that is mostly bred to reject accountability and shift blame to everyone else.

Notice how the transfer players aren't saying shit. It's all the old guard.
It's a roster built on the idea that Ohio State didn't want you, so come to Michigan and be angsty about it.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Nuking the whole coaching staff after 1 year puts that job into a major toxic zone. No one of note is going to be willing to take the risk to go there. They'd end up with something worse than Rich Rod.
So you believe they should nuke the entire coaching staff?
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Barstool was Fox's response to Pat McAfee.

Barstool's trolling bro humor plays well in online communities, but not on mainstream tv.

McAfee is bro humor but built more for mainstream audiences.

I think it just didn't work for Fox.

Portnoy's only thing he seems to have is trolling Day and OSU, which probably pissed off OSU, and they flexed some muscle. Protecting one's image this day and age is huge.

It over all probably wasn't landing and it was a easy business decision for Fox.

Just my guess.
They are both Frat boys. But McAfee is the frat boy that gets drunk off ass does some dumb shit. But everyone likes him and you know if shit went down he'll have your back.

Portnoy is the Frat boy that gets drunk all the time starts fights with everyone gets knocked out a few times. Keeps doing it and everyone starts pulling the other guy away and when it starts and just keeps going I know he's a jackass but it's not worth it. Basically Portnoy is their version of Kirk Barton
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