We've seen this a million times. Road trip starts great by winning a series against a good team, but they go on to have a sub .500 trip after losing to the bad teams. All they have to do to take a wild card spot is beat bad teams, but no, not the reds way.

Win tomorrow with Hunter, then get beat by their ace. Lodolo won't figure out how to keep the ball in the yard. As I said earlier, and everybody here knew, reds will lose the series against this last place team. White Sox, Gnats, Pirates and at this point the A's. These teams own the reds.

Sooooo UCLA is really gonna go 0-12 this year, huh?

Cortez has more HR tonight than Elly has in the past 3 months

I bet Hayes couldn’t take a driver and hit a golf ball over the fence.

It’s been 30 fucking years since we won a playoff series.

Thirty.

Fungo Squiggly said:

Pride is one of the 7 deadly sins. Can’t commit that sin if I don’t do anything worth being proud of.

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Well apparently they think hitting a baseball is one the 7 deadly sins too

Jaxbuck said:

I mean, you’d think a man gets tired of having to sneak up on the mirror to shave. A little self respect, some pride? Money is good and all but if you’re just stealing it then you’re basically a whore. I know these are well paid fuckdolls but they are the bukakke chicks to real major leaguers.

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Pride is one of the 7 deadly sins. Can’t commit that sin if I don’t do anything worth being proud of.

buchtelgrad04 said:

If you have Amazon Prime, you can do a free 7 day trial for Peacock. I’m gonna cancel as soon as they’re singing Carmen Ohio.

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Just set an alarm for Sunday morning and you’re golden. I’m doing the same.

And to continue the thought, by MLb standards these guys aren’t making shit.

They are the fluffers.

Fungo Squiggly said:

If they keep paying me, I keep showing up. Why the hell do I care about the end result if the checks keep clearing the bank?

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I mean, you’d think a man gets tired of having to sneak up on the mirror to shave. A little self respect, some pride? Money is good and all but if you’re just stealing it then you’re basically a whore. I know these are well paid fuckdolls but they are the bukakke chicks to real major leaguers.

Jaxbuck said:

If you tried to put a roster together with this much swing and miss but zero, and I mean literally zero, power you couldn’t do it.

Never seen anything like it. Never want to see it again.

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Actually impressive

Hey at least sal Stewart is playing and getting reps....checks notes...oh right

If you tried to put a roster together with this much swing and miss but zero, and I mean literally zero, power you couldn’t do it.

Never seen anything like it. Never want to see it again.

Jaxbuck said:

Poll question:
If you were as bad at your job as the Reds hitters are at theirs, do you keep showing up or find another line of work?

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I know I don't want to see Austin Hays show up again tonight. He is headed for another one of his awesome 4-strike out games.

The BNB's must have a bad reliever the reds will pounce on between now and the rest of the game. Oh wait, that guy's era was 5+... okay, never mind.

Jaxbuck said:

Poll question:
If you were as bad at your job as the Reds hitters are at theirs, do you keep showing up or find another line of work?

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If they keep paying me, I keep showing up. Why the hell do I care about the end result if the checks keep clearing the bank?