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Never Again Brands

Zurp
I know it isn't a brand, but I never, ever, ever, ever, ever trust a left-hander.

If you want to bat left-handed, that's different.

But if you pick up a pencil with your left hand,
Or stand on the wrong side of a golf ball,
Or throw with your left hand,
Or complain about how hard life is as a lefty,
Or whine about scissors,
Then you can go straight to hell.
You go to hell and you stay there.

Rocky Balboa might be the only exception.
And maybe Bart Simpson - but he's a cartoon.
Also, if you've lost control of your right hand for whatever reason, you get a pass.
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Technology Gone Wild: Rise of the Machines

Jaxbuck
CincyInterloper said:
I could see ASI agents shutting down transportation and energy grids, municipal water supplies, air traffic control, supply chains, the GPS system, etc. etc. Financial markets would crash. People in cities would probably face starvation.
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It wouldn't be my worst Tuesday ever.
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Cincinnati Reds (2026 Season Thread)

Herb Kirkstreit
Jaxbuck said:
Again, if I was that bad at my chosen profession...I like to think I'd have the dignity and self respect to just go find another line of work.

I mean for fucks sake man...17?!

To put it in perspective, that's only 17 more than me and I didn't even play.
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$80 million for 7 years. Do you know how good it feels to fail ahead like that? It's fucking fantastic!
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HC Ryan Day (B1G Coach of Year, B1G Champion, National Champion)

Tanner said:
I think Day should be MORE finesse. For some reason he's obsessed with playing smash mouth football with teams that aren't suited for it
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Probably because finesse hasn’t won Day anything. If he wants a team capable of playing both ways then OSU either needs to start ponying up for the best OL money can buy or hire one hell of a coach capable of developing even in ranked OLs.
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2027 OH WR Jamier Brown is a Buckeye!!!

RB07OSU
Bestbuck36 said:
Whew boy, closest thing to Teddy I've seem
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I've said the same thing somewhere in this thread and truly meant that. Jett is going to pull so many double teams and you got Jamier on the fly on the other side or in the slot? Phew. Future QBs are going to be set up nice if the OL holds up. Jamier is a guy you just find any way possible to get the ball to and get your popcorn ready.
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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

Jaxbuck
Zurp said:
So, I guess they're worried about "enemy" fans vandalizing their lion statue. I guess Sue Paterno led the defense the first time. And some other nerd says he helped defend the statue a punch of times. I imagine a bunch of college kids forming a militia to keep bad guys away.
1. Does anyone believe that this was actually required? I think I believe that they went out there and really sat around the statue ready to attack any squirrel that gets too close. But I don't believe that anyone with intentions to vandalize the statue ever set foot on campus.
2. One dude talks about piss balloons. The same piss balloons that Penn State fans say never existed.
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In the 15 years I have lived in PA now, I can tell you one thing for certain; Natives of this place need to feel victimized like other people need air.

It's un-fucking-believable
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Cincinnati Reds (2026 Season Thread)

Jaxbuck
Fungo Squiggly said:
I saw this one for players with more than 150 plate appearances. 5 of the 6 worst hitters in baseball. :slappy:

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Again, if I was that bad at my chosen profession...I like to think I'd have the dignity and self respect to just go find another line of work.

I mean for fucks sake man...17?!

To put it in perspective, that's only 17 more than me and I didn't even play.
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