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Never Again Brands

I know it isn't a brand, but I never, ever, ever, ever, ever trust a left-hander.

If you want to bat left-handed, that's different.

But if you pick up a pencil with your left hand,
Or stand on the wrong side of a golf ball,
Or throw with your left hand,
Or complain about how hard life is as a lefty,
Or whine about scissors,
Then you can go straight to hell.
You go to hell and you stay there.

Rocky Balboa might be the only exception.
And maybe Bart Simpson - but he's a cartoon.
Also, if you've lost control of your right hand for whatever reason, you get a pass.
The list of buckeye baseball players is Nick Swisher and Frank Howard. Frank has passed, and the OSU field is named after Nick :lol:
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Never Again Brands

I know it isn't a brand, but I never, ever, ever, ever, ever trust a left-hander.

If you want to bat left-handed, that's different.

But if you pick up a pencil with your left hand,
Or stand on the wrong side of a golf ball,
Or throw with your left hand,
Or complain about how hard life is as a lefty,
Or whine about scissors,
Then you can go straight to hell.
You go to hell and you stay there.

Rocky Balboa might be the only exception.
And maybe Bart Simpson - but he's a cartoon.
Also, if you've lost control of your right hand for whatever reason, you get a pass.

Technology Gone Wild: Rise of the Machines

I could see ASI agents shutting down transportation and energy grids, municipal water supplies, air traffic control, supply chains, the GPS system, etc. etc. Financial markets would crash. People in cities would probably face starvation.

It wouldn't be my worst Tuesday ever.
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Cincinnati Reds (2026 Season Thread)

Again, if I was that bad at my chosen profession...I like to think I'd have the dignity and self respect to just go find another line of work.

I mean for fucks sake man...17?!

To put it in perspective, that's only 17 more than me and I didn't even play.
$80 million for 7 years. Do you know how good it feels to fail ahead like that? It's fucking fantastic!
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HC Ryan Day (B1G Coach of Year, B1G Champion, National Champion)

I think Day should be MORE finesse. For some reason he's obsessed with playing smash mouth football with teams that aren't suited for it
Probably because finesse hasn’t won Day anything. If he wants a team capable of playing both ways then OSU either needs to start ponying up for the best OL money can buy or hire one hell of a coach capable of developing even in ranked OLs.
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