Never Again Brands
- By jwinslow
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The list of buckeye baseball players is Nick Swisher and Frank Howard. Frank has passed, and the OSU field is named after NickI know it isn't a brand, but I never, ever, ever, ever, ever trust a left-hander.
If you want to bat left-handed, that's different.
But if you pick up a pencil with your left hand,
Or stand on the wrong side of a golf ball,
Or throw with your left hand,
Or complain about how hard life is as a lefty,
Or whine about scissors,
Then you can go straight to hell.
You go to hell and you stay there.
Rocky Balboa might be the only exception.
And maybe Bart Simpson - but he's a cartoon.
Also, if you've lost control of your right hand for whatever reason, you get a pass.

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