Nice touch of redemption for Brito there, somehow Smith escapes

No cade smith is about to lose the game which would be the most Cleveland thing

Guardians about to go from no hitter to blown shitter

Leadoff single on the first pitch in the 9th ends the no hitter of course

Can’t watch.

So Elly strikes out 3 times today, hits into a DP and has a 3 run error that loses the game. Not exactly Big Red Machine material there.

Close enough to home for family commutes to home games

There's a guy named PJ Higgins who kept the Reds from getting no-hit today. PJ Higgins.

The Reds hit in to more double plays than they got hits. That's talent.

Zurp said:

Okay, I agree with all three statements.
I just think Millennials would be more effective than Gen Z. I mean... that's not saying much.
Also, my faith in Gen X is dwindling. As a younger Gen X'er (I think it tends to include people born up to about 1980, and I was born in 1976), I'm no spring chicken. And I think I spend more time today complaining about younger generations being worse than my generation than actually proving it.
But... I'd still go with your comment that we're doing the heavy lifting.

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It all began when we decided water was better from a plastic bottle than a hose baking in the summer sun.

OHSportsFan said:

Now me? I’m a multi-multi-multi millionaire and married to TWO Brazilian models. Sorry Jeremy.

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Of course they're Brazilain lady-boy models. NTTAWWT.

calibuck said:

Flacco is going to be needed, as don't read where the Bengals have strengthened their Oline. Or maybe Joe's workout includes running backwards, and changing directions several times (to simulate side-stepping tacklers).

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I'm not really sure what to do with the OL. For starters, I think our OL coaching is below average (saying that nicely). We have a mix of veterans and younger guys the jury is out on, but no consistent stalwart type. Defense has gotta be the priority in the draft and not sure we want to go OL with our first two picks...wouldn't be against it depending on who is available, but I just don't see it happening. So Joe is probably banking on scrambling for his life yet again this season.

Fungo Squiggly said:

That doesn’t do it justice, the rant is worth the watch.

I want this guy back

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Hate that modern baseball tells you to take out a pitcher who's throwing a shutout through 6 innings and 87 pitches

Bill Lucas said:

Texas has one 1000 yard receiver in the NFL. In history.

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Roy WIlliams, who was the much worse Cowboy with that name. The better one was from Oklahoma. Texas Roy had a career about like Jeff Graham. Respectable, solid career that does not make it on an award wall, but also not a flash in the pan.

14 Buckeyes have had a 1000 yd season:
Warfield, Carter, Graham, Galloway, Glenn, Boston, Holmes, Hartline, Thomas, McLaurin, Harrison, Wilson, Olave, Njigba.

and will be adding Egbuka, Tate, Smith to that list before or during Monshun's first year on campus.


Chris sanders, Bob Shaw + Curtis Samuel missed it by a couple of yards.

Texas has one 1000 yard receiver in the NFL. In history.

Bullpen has not been good so far.

Brogdon I figured was a bad pickup from the start especially, he was awful for the Angels last year and has been pretty awful in general since the 2022 season. Hopefully they cast him off sooner than later.

Zurp said:

They'll fight with what?

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Dildoes. All-gender appropriate dildoes.

pnuts34 said:

MAC TE

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The shelf life of your choice is also briefer. You can miss on a MAC TE

(ironically, I think they win the NC last year if they paid to keep their walkon FB)

brodybuck21 said:

Sal MF Stewart = professional hitter

Rece Hinds is just guessing at the plate AAAA player

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bring up Bleday