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Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

See that's why you do some homework. That's the kind of useful information that should be in the headline of any properly written Florida Man event.

A Florida anesthesiologist was found naked and frozen to death in a Dollar Store freezer.....now we know what the hell is going on.
Dollar Store gave it away that it was Florida.

Had it read Trader Joe's I would have guessed somewere in the Midwest. Whole Foods would have put it in the heart of New England.
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Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

So I looked to see if there was further information, and there is. She was an anesthesiologist and she was found naked in the freezer. That bumps it up a point or 2.

See that's why you do some homework. That's the kind of useful information that should be in the headline of any properly written Florida Man event.

A Florida anesthesiologist was found naked and frozen to death in a Dollar Store freezer.....now we know what the hell is going on.
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I had just DVR’d “This is Spinal Tap” over the weekend and watched it today.

So tragic.

We did the same but watched it Saturday night. That made yesterday’s news even more shocking.
Saw the sequel last month in a theater. Worth it. On HBO now.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

It seems the victim he’s talking about is Sherrone’s assistant, rather than the rape victim from years ago that Lewan threatened.

I realize it can be an effort to keep track of which victim is being threatened by which All-American, since they have a type.

I was going to say we should group them by coaching tenure but with all the suspensions and interim coaches that would be messy too.

You'd think it would be easier to keep track of which all All American threatened which victim but damned if I know.
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Warde became AD in 2016 according to the interwebs, so not Lewan
It seems the victim he’s talking about is Sherrone’s assistant, rather than the rape victim from years ago that Lewan threatened.

I realize it can be an effort to keep track of which victim is being threatened by which All-American, since they have a type.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

The audio from Jack Ebling said he got a text that it was going to come out that:

”A former Michigan All-American, and NFL star, and some other Michigan players, threatened the victim is she would go to Warde Manuel and change her story.”

Warde became AD in 2016 according to the interwebs, so not Lewan
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