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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

None of these guys have any serious experience outside of that Utah/Idaho sphere.

The OC and DC are fine for Utah/BYU. Both looked pedestrian in the 1 or 2 games they had this year against actual good teams. Neither were upgrading jobs either until scUM hired Whittingham and he decided to bring all his buds along.

These are not great moves for a supposed "upper level" program. I think all of these guys are going to have issues adjusting in general and especially to the heightened competition level.
They better get acquainted with New England and Nova Scotia REALLY quick!
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Look Who's Transferring Now (The Portal)

Lolz…..I mean, I guess it’s smart. Just get a huge bag on the table to start with so you can set the bar with the real players.
Jim Lachey said on the radio today that he would have entered the portal every year if it were around then to get the most out OSU each year.

Just because one enters the portal does not necessarily mean that they want to leave.

Players have all of the leverage and should use it until guidelines are put in place.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Honestly, I think some of their hires seem fine. The big knock on them is not being acquainted for long periods of time with players east of the Mississippi.

None of these guys have any serious experience outside of that Utah/Idaho sphere.

The OC and DC are fine for Utah/BYU. Both looked pedestrian in the 1 or 2 games they had this year against actual good teams. Neither were upgrading jobs either until scUM hired Whittingham and he decided to bring all his buds along.

These are not great moves for a supposed "upper level" program. I think all of these guys are going to have issues adjusting in general and especially to the heightened competition level.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

I am for OSU getting a staff upgrade in portal evaluation. There are some good players who come in and made a impact, but there are as many complete misses that were below OSU quality and were just cheap.

If Indiana can do it, certainly OSU can as well.
Just like recruiting.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

I am for OSU getting a staff upgrade in portal evaluation. There are some good players who come in and made a impact, but there are as many complete misses that were below OSU quality and were just cheap.

If Indiana can do it, certainly OSU can as well.

You are always gonna take a big chance when it comes to guys like Onianwa who comes from a very small time program. I can't really blame them there he was very covered but he likely ends up a dud regardless to where he went.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

They didn't make any hires that are going to make them very attractive to most higher level portal guys .

They might replace them with some Utah/BYU guys but most of those moves are likely lateral at best.
Honestly, I think some of their hires seem fine. The big knock on them is not being acquainted for long periods of time with players east of the Mississippi.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

I am for OSU getting a staff upgrade in portal evaluation. There are some good players who come in and made a impact, but there are as many complete misses that were below OSU quality and were just cheap.

If Indiana can do it, certainly OSU can as well.
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2026 tOSU Offense Discussion

Hard to execute vs comparable talent. Thats the name of the game in sports. Just because Steph Curry is good at shooting 3s should he just hang onto the ball until the play clock is up and knock it down? Or would you prefer he just take his shots when he has the chance whether than be 2 seconds in our the full 25 second play clock?
Football isn't basketball so this is nonsense. It's just noise. You keep making hypothetical situations to support your narrative.
Similarly, just operate the offense and stop worry about the clock. Sure sometimes it’ll be a 7 minute drive but sometimes a back breaking 1:20 second 4 play drive is vital.
So scoring is the key. Agreed. If you had a choice, would you take the 8-9 minutes off the clock and score a TD or would you score a TD faster than that?
You need to be able to do it all. Need to be able to grind it out and need to be able to go for the jugular quick if need be too. Indiana for example can do either and they’re better for it. They can stomp you out quick like they did a huge number of teams this year or they can play the efficiency game and go win it in the 4th.

Maybe I’m being mistaken here. I’m not saying we go hurry up. I’m saying you need it all because sometimes a team is ready to fail (Oregon last year) and all the game needs is that final gut punch.

What you are fumbling in the dark for is the concept that Indiana can execute better and take what the defense gives them. So can OSU, we just have to execute better.

You are conflating a result (losses) with the approach (efficiency). The approach is the correct one, it just needs to be executed better.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Their thing I see is just upgrade in the portal. There are only so many elite top 10 program quality guys out there.

They didn't make any hires that are going to make them very attractive to most higher level portal guys .

They might replace them with some Utah/BYU guys but most of those moves are likely lateral at best.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Some of DFBIA with the predictable dumb response to a starter and another starter who was 2nd team all B1G....."Whittingham showed them the writing on the wall"

Yea I'm sure that's what it was.
Their thing I see is just upgrade in the portal. There are only so many elite top 10 program quality guys out there.
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2026 tOSU Special Teams Discussion

I have to say. I’d think FG and Punter is about as important as it gets.

FG- if you have a guy that’s like Ole Miss’ kicker who’s like 9 of 10 from 50+ yards that’s tough for a defense to know that if they give up 2 first downs they’re giving up points.

P- with our defense could you imagine a team having to start inside the 10 every time? Teams can’t go 30 yards against our defenses let alone 90.

Special teams need to stop being treated like a throw away. An elite FG kicker allows more margins in games and an elite Punter makes it impossible for teams to catch up.
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2026 tOSU Offense Discussion

This at least gets to the real issue people are giving all kinds of different labels to.

Execution.

Doesn't matter how fast/slow you go, if you don't execute, you don't get the maximum points per possession you could have. When the other team can punch back more and more this is going to get you into tighter games or beat.

It isn't because of tempo. It isn't because of the number of possessions. It's because you failed to execute and extract enough points in the possessions you did have. If you go faster on purpose (not in scenarios where you have no choice) when you have an execution problem, you are just going to give the ball back to the other team faster.

The constraint of the game of football is 1) the clock and 2) the rules that require an exchange of possessions. If you speed up, you can absolutely get more possessions per game but you are at the same time going to give your opponent more possessions and when you do that you are giving them more opportunities for random variance to express itself.

Ask yourself what is the ideal outcome of every possession? If you could make it happen what would it be?

For me it's score a TD after the longest possible time of possession possible which is theoretically 60 game minutes. Even though that is fantasy, it's true north of how the game actually works. Anything you do that gets away from that, you are going in the wrong direction.

Give me points (ideally a TD) after every possession and each possession take 8-9 minutes and I will end up with 2-3 more possessions than the other guy. THEN, he will be playing from behind in the fewer possessions he has so the last few will be severely constrained (in my favor) and I am going to win every time. When you are the more skilled team, this is the only sensible strategy.

It breaks down when execution breaks down, like anything else.
You sound like you would be a good CEO. This is the kind of talk that our CEO gives in Company meetings, sans the football.

The ideas and concepts are very much the same. Execution is the key to it all. Well stated.
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2026 tOSU Offense Discussion

Correct me if I’m wrong but seemed the offense lacked explosion all year. Not what we’re used to. Scoring after 8-9 minute drives is great. It also takes 8-9 minutes of great execution to do so when you can’t hit big plays - that decreases chances of success.

I think by faster people arent just meaning go tempo all game.
Right. Explosiveness is a big part of it.

That’s my take as well. It takes a lot of efficiency and executing at a high level to go 12 plays in 8 minutes. Especially vs good teams.

Not sure how you fix explosiveness but I’d imagine that’s the calls we make?
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2026 tOSU Offense Discussion

Correct me if I’m wrong but seemed the offense lacked explosion all year. Not what we’re used to. Scoring after 8-9 minute drives is great. It also takes 8-9 minutes of great execution to do so when you can’t hit big plays - that decreases chances of success.
Explosives were down this year most likely to the Smith effect and everyone on the schedule playing a 2 deep zone of some sort no matter what else you did to them, a young QB, a mediocre OL and a big step back in the RB room overall.

Again, Day very likely knew his offense and was managing the constraints all along.
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2026 tOSU Offense Discussion

This at least gets to the real issue people are giving all kinds of different labels to.

Execution.

Doesn't matter how fast/slow you go, if you don't execute, you don't get the maximum points per possession you could have. When the other team can punch back more and more this is going to get you into tighter games or beat.

It isn't because of tempo. It isn't because of the number of possessions. It's because you failed to execute and extract enough points in the possessions you did have. If you go faster on purpose (not in scenarios where you have no choice) when you have an execution problem, you are just going to give the ball back to the other team faster.

The constraint of the game of football is 1) the clock and 2) the rules that require an exchange of possessions. If you speed up, you can absolutely get more possessions per game but you are at the same time going to give your opponent more possessions and when you do that you are giving them more opportunities for random variance to express itself.

Ask yourself what is the ideal outcome of every possession? If you could make it happen what would it be?

For me it's score a TD after the longest possible time of possession possible which is theoretically 60 game minutes. Even though that is fantasy, it's true north of how the game actually works. Anything you do that gets away from that, you are going in the wrong direction.

Give me points (ideally a TD) after every possession and each possession take 8-9 minutes and I will end up with 2-3 more possessions than the other guy. THEN, he will be playing from behind in the fewer possessions he has so the last few will be severely constrained (in my favor) and I am going to win every time. When you are the more skilled team, this is the only sensible strategy.

It breaks down when execution breaks down, like anything else.
Hard to execute vs comparable talent. Thats the name of the game in sports. Just because Steph Curry is good at shooting 3s should he just hang onto the ball until the play clock is up and knock it down? Or would you prefer he just take his shots when he has the chance whether than be 2 seconds in our the full 25 second play clock?

Similarly, just operate the offense and stop worry about the clock. Sure sometimes it’ll be a 7 minute drive but sometimes a back breaking 1:20 second 4 play drive is vital.

You need to be able to do it all. Need to be able to grind it out and need to be able to go for the jugular quick if need be too. Indiana for example can do either and they’re better for it. They can stomp you out quick like they did a huge number of teams this year or they can play the efficiency game and go win it in the 4th.

Maybe I’m being mistaken here. I’m not saying we go hurry up. I’m saying you need it all because sometimes a team is ready to fail (Oregon last year) and all the game needs is that final gut punch.
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2026 tOSU Offense Discussion

This at least gets to the real issue people are giving all kinds of different labels to.

Execution.

Doesn't matter how fast/slow you go, if you don't execute, you don't get the maximum points per possession you could have. When the other team can punch back more and more this is going to get you into tighter games or beat.

It isn't because of tempo. It isn't because of the number of possessions. It's because you failed to execute and extract enough points in the possessions you did have. If you go faster on purpose (not in scenarios where you have no choice) when you have an execution problem, you are just going to give the ball back to the other team faster.

The constraint of the game of football is 1) the clock and 2) the rules that require an exchange of possessions. If you speed up, you can absolutely get more possessions per game but you are at the same time going to give your opponent more possessions and when you do that you are giving them more opportunities for random variance to express itself.

Ask yourself what is the ideal outcome of every possession? If you could make it happen what would it be?

For me it's score a TD after the longest possible time of possession possible which is theoretically 60 game minutes. Even though that is fantasy, it's true north of how the game actually works. Anything you do that gets away from that, you are going in the wrong direction.

Give me points (ideally a TD) after every possession and each possession take 8-9 minutes and I will end up with 2-3 more possessions than the other guy. THEN, he will be playing from behind in the fewer possessions he has so the last few will be severely constrained (in my favor) and I am going to win every time. When you are the more skilled team, this is the only sensible strategy.

It breaks down when execution breaks down, like anything else.

Correct me if I’m wrong but seemed the offense lacked explosion all year. Not what we’re used to. Scoring after 8-9 minute drives is great. It also takes 8-9 minutes of great execution to do so when you can’t hit big plays - that decreases chances of success.

I think by faster people arent just meaning go tempo all game.
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2026 tOSU Offense Discussion

I think the variable at play here though, is protecting a weakness (in this case the offensive line) by going uptempo to slow down a pass rush.

There’s definitely a “balance” IMO. We didn’t find it in time this year…

I’d also state, of the teams remaining, all mix in variations of tempo throughout the course of a game…..obviously much more so than OSU who was the slowest in the country.

As smart as we think Ryan Day is, all the other coaches still remaining aren’t idiots…..not saying you’re calling them that either. But to think Day has the “best” formula for winning, is probably not accurate. IMO, he did get too conservative this year….and that comes off of years where he was way too aggressive (especially going for it on 4th down). I think he’ll find a better balance next year.
Which introduces another variable - if your QB is so sped up that he's not making the same efficient passes, if you speed up the tempo and speed him up even more, you're disguising a weakness by introducing another one - a potentially fatal one.

There WAS A balance...and it was taken away by the defense. This is where player development has to take the next step for Sayin. This is where figuring out the personnel on the offensive line has to be the 1B priority this offseason (after finding a true OC as 1A)....
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2026 tOSU Offense Discussion

Yeah. That’s kind of the end point being made. If you find yourself unable to maximize your skill talent and play faster whenever you face a team with a pulse, you better find out why and that is the area that needs addressed most critically. Because it was the same vs Indiana.

Agreed but the answer to find out what's wrong isn't "go faster".

Anyone can, hopefully, see that. It was talent/skill/development of the OL and QB.

That doesn't get fixed in game or in season. We only saw it late because we only played two teams good enough to expose it.
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