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Worst Christmas songs

While not liking the Beatles or John or Yoko, I actually like their Christmas Song.
Paul McCartney's Christmas song might be the worst.
George Michael's Christmas song might also be the worst. I don't know how both of those statements can be true, but they are.


Elvis's version isn't the worst. I don't mind it. But my wife (girlfriend at the time) played the Porky Pig version of it, and it ruined that song for me. There wasn't much to ruin, but it's now terrible.


I liked that song as a kid. But yeah - it's pretty bad. But not bad enough to belong on this list.
The parody of Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" ("I am Santa Claus") is really bad, too.

How about "All I want for Christmas is You" by whats-her-name. That song isn't terrible, but it's played all the time. Go in any store after Halloween and you'll hear it 3 times.
Grandma got ran over is pure white trash
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Cryin’ Sherrone "L" Moore (Coach Crash Out)

It is the worst, I agree. But it's far from a tragedy, it was a series of choices.
Agreed.
You feel bad for the guy who was in a car accident and is now paralyzed from the neck down.
You feel less bad for the same guy after you hear he slapped his wife, chugged a fifth of whiskey, did all the meth, pushed an old lady down the stairs, and then got in his car to find some hookers, when he got into his accident.
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2027 tOSU Recruiting Discussion

11W Forums

Jamesgandle 15 hours ago
Are McFarland and Jamier a similar style of wide receiver? If not, what are their biggest differences?
James Gandle


KYBuck4858 4 hours ago
Brown is an outside WR. Whereas McFarland is pure slot. Both can absolutely fly, but Brown in particular has Elite track speed, 10.5 in the 100m.
In a traditional sense in a base 11P, your boundary WR (X) is usually bigger bodied - Jeremiah Smith spot. Your field WR (Z) has the speed to go over top - Carnell Tate. And your slot (Y) is inside and can cause matchup problems with short area quickness - Inniss/JSN.

For McFarland, what makes him so dangerous is not only can he be that typical jitterbug guy in the slot, but he also has Elite long speed to hit you over the top. I love Inniss, but he’s somewhat limited because he’s never going to be a 4.4 40 guy. McFarland ran a 10.8 100m as an 8th grader. Which is why he could be the next Tyliek Hill. With how much 12P we run, McFarland can still play outside. When Inniss plays outside in 12P, you’re somewhat limited with that vertical threat. Although JSN barely clipped 4.5 40, and he’s toasting guys deep in the NFL.
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2025 College Football Playoffs Discussion (12 Team Format)

I'd rather see a middle of the pack B1G/SEC team in a 12 game playoff than any middle weight conference champ.

Boxing figured this out a long time ago. Middleweights have their own belt.
The Big Ten and SEC have a chance to take the power for themselves, and away from everyone else. Start small, if you want, or don't. But tell the rest of the conferences to enjoy their playoff, because we're starting our own.
Big Ten has a 4-team playoff. Or 6-team or 8-team or whatever number.
SEC has the same number of teams in their playoff.
Winners of each play in some "college awesome bowl". Maybe alternate the location between Indianapolis, Anaheim, Atlanta, and Dallas.

Middleweights won't be able to cry because we aren't calling it the national championship. The ACC, Big 12, and G5 teams can fight over their national championship. But they'd step over their own mothers' graves for a chance to get into the Big Ten or SEC.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

That's a man who thought he still mattered, still had power, still had respect...at least in the eyes of some people.

Alternatively, it is a man who doubted himself so much that he was willing to do anything to convince himself that he was somebody.
"Fake it 'til you make it."

I always thought he looked like he had no idea what was going on. He's just as much an observer as I am.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

The real mugshot is even sadder than the apparently fake one. He looks bent.

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That's a man who thought he still mattered, still had power, still had respect...at least in the eyes of some people.

Alternatively, it is a man who doubted himself so much that he was willing to do anything to convince himself that he was somebody.
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