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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Anybody set up a GoFundMe account for Herbie yet? He’s gonna need all of us unhinged fans help him buy at least three more dogs to cope with having a son who’s having to deal with having an unstable cheating head coach. Give, won’t you?
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

That cracker's head is at least 23 inches tall. Which makes it over a third of his total height.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Updated list of issues for the staff Up North:

Jim Harbaugh – REPEAT OFFENDER – 2 suspensions (both 3-games, 2023) + 14 YEARS show-cause (4 + 10 yrs)
Sherrone Moore – REPEAT OFFENDER – FIRED (affair, arrested); 2 suspensions (2025) for deleting evidence
Connor Stalions – Resigned; ringleader of illegal scouting ring
Jesse Minter – 1-yr show-cause (2025)
Steve Clinkscale – 2-yr show-cause (2025)
Matt Weiss – 24-count felony indictment; fired for computer crimesSanta
Santa Ono – Resigned (2025) during Weiss fallout
Josh Gattis – Fired by Miami & Maryland; demoted to Syracuse QC
Jim McElwain – Resigned at CMU over Stalions link
Jake Kostner – Resigned at CMU over Stalions link
Greg Scruggs – Resigned after DWI (show-cause at Wisconsin)
Denard Robinson – Resigned after DWI
Chris Partridge – Fired for breaking UM gag order & instructing player to lie
Alex Yood – Fired for soliciting a minor
Shemy Schembechler – Fired for racist Twitter activity

Shemy is sitting around the bonfire at the rally thinking "shit, maybe I'll get a fucking reprieve?"
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Cryin’ Sherrone "L" Moore (Coach Crash Out)

Damn! What did he do to (t)Wink Martindale??!!
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Updated tweet list of issues for the staff Up North, from Intrinsic:

Jim Harbaugh – REPEAT OFFENDER – 2 suspensions (both 3-games, 2023) + 14 YEARS show-cause (4 + 10 yrs)
Sherrone Moore – REPEAT OFFENDER – FIRED (affair, arrested); 2 suspensions (2025) for deleting evidence, 2-yr show cause
Connor Stalions – Resigned; ringleader of illegal scouting ring
Jesse Minter – 1-yr show-cause (2025)
Steve Clinkscale – 2-yr show-cause (2025)
Matt Weiss – 24-count felony indictment; fired for computer crimes
Santa Ono – Resigned (2025) during Weiss fallout
Josh Gattis – Fired by Miami & Maryland; demoted to Syracuse QC
Jim McElwain – Resigned at CMU over Stalions link
Jake Kostner – Resigned at CMU over Stalions link
Greg Scruggs – Resigned after DWI (show-cause at Wisconsin)
Denard Robinson – Resigned after DWI
Chris Partridge – Fired for breaking UM gag order & instructing player to lie
Alex Yood – Fired for soliciting a minor
Shemy Schembechler – Fired for racist Twitter activity
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ttun recruiting (all classes)

I've been thinking about that in relation to what *ichigan knew. The timing strongly suggests they knew and didn't tell recruits before they signed. Their signatures very likely would be void ab initio in the legal world, meaning its as if they never signed at all since it's a product of fraud. Practically speaking, their signees are likely fair game, plus I would imagine a lot of their current players may very well hit the portal.

Edit: Looks like the article above covered some of this post.
Yeah I feel like if any want out TSUN won't fight too much cause it'll be a PR disaster with them digging into who knew what when. But they are betting on most of the class sticking tight and seeing who is coach and retaining the most of the class while firing days beofre signing day would have last them most of them
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Oh yeah that was straight up cover up. I think he just meant everyone asssociated with Jimbo needs purged from the place. But yeah if ward is the one who gave the staffer the raise or was too stupid to question it he needs to go.

Being somewhat familiar with the hell of being in the management layer of a big company that cared about not getting sued....there is no fucking universe in which someone up top didn't notice someone down below was getting a fucking 55% raise.

It just cannot happen.

This was a team effort. Had to be.
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ttun recruiting (all classes)

Warde waited until they signed and now will play defense to keep them in the class and enrolled. It’s a bold move.
I've been thinking about that in relation to what *ichigan knew. The timing strongly suggests they knew and didn't tell recruits before they signed. Their signatures very likely would be void ab initio in the legal world, meaning its as if they never signed at all since it's a product of fraud. Practically speaking, their signees are likely fair game, plus I would imagine a lot of their current players may very well hit the portal.

Edit: Looks like the article above covered some of this post.
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