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Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (Temu Ed Orgeron)

Nutria might have a heart attack if that happened and this ended the great gumbo war
LSU rehiring the guy they paid $17mil to take a hike would be the most LSU thing ever.
There is no way in fuck Nootch is letting the tomato guy win the gumbo war.

I could have my dog shit in a bowl, add a little water and still beat the tomato guy.

Honestly, if Kiffin were to take the LSU job, he could do a lot worse than to hire Ogeron as his DL coach/assistant head coach for recruiting/player motivation guru and also use him as liaison to the local culture for him. Then he'd just need to give enough of a shit about defense to hire a more intellectual DC. At some point, the whole thing would probably come crashing down in some sort of legendary and bacchanalian way, but I'll bet it would work pretty well to extremely well for a while and provide solid entertainment for college football fans everywhere.
I changed my mind.
THIS would be the most LSU thing ever.
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Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (Temu Ed Orgeron)

Honestly, if Kiffin were to take the LSU job, he could do a lot worse than to hire Ogeron as his DL coach/assistant head coach for recruiting/player motivation guru and also use him as liaison to the local culture for him. Then he'd just need to give enough of a shit about defense to hire a more intellectual DC. At some point, the whole thing would probably come crashing down in some sort of legendary and bacchanalian way, but I'll bet it would work pretty well to extremely well for a while and provide solid entertainment for college football fans everywhere.
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Oregon is 100% out with 3 losses. They would not have any good wins at that point and wouldn't even be in the conversation even if there were room for a 3 loss to sneak in.

I don't think Oregon is as good as last year but it's still hard to see them losing both of those games
At Iowa, at Washington and USC. They are likely favored in all of them right now but damn that’s a tough road.
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Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (Temu Ed Orgeron)

Nutria might have a heart attack if that happened and this ended the great gumbo war

Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (Temu Ed Orgeron)

what's more amazing to me is that this type of stuff wasn't plastered all over the news at Notre Dame.
I can imagine getting away with it for a long time at a small school at least.

but at LSU, you're under a constant microscope. and I would have guessed that about ND too, but apparently not.
My gut feeling is that covering up negative facts is sort of a cultural thing up at ND. The administration may have been unhappy with Kelly and just kept it quiet. If they did, it paid off since not only did they avoid buying out Kelly's contract, they probably received some sort of payment from LSU.
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