Was Sark going to take a page out of Kirby’s playbook and act like he was calling a timeout?

UM going 50 yards in :48 seconds here?

I’d put money on Texas scoring here rather than UM.

And there’s the usual completely unforced error by a scUM opponent.

Fungo Squiggly said:

Dropped TD followed by 20 yard loss on a mis-timed snap. That’s some grade-a cheez-it bowl shenanigans!

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They sacrificed another Pop Tart for that gaff

Jaxbuck said:

Man, Sark has some serious skin surface area on his dome.

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Might be worse than mine

Dropped TD followed by 20 yard loss on a mis-timed snap. That’s some grade-a cheez-it bowl shenanigans!

buckeyemania11 said:

Arch actually makes a good throw to the end zone and the WR drops it

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Not to be outdone by that masterclass performance

Lucky fucks get another break

Mike80 said:

The SEC and its media partner is the king of sucking its own dick and telling everyone how big it is....

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Preseason polls are really the only thing still propping up the SEC hype machine. If people had to objectively rank teams later in the year for the first time instead of making biased guesses before any games are even played that hype machine would have much less steam. No matter how meh they look the year before certain SEC teams always get overrated preseason (Looking at LSU, Florida, South Carolina, Auburn especially) and of course that sets the tone with teams getting big credit for beating those teams even though they finish with 4+ losses

Arch actually makes a good throw to the end zone and the WR drops it

Mike80 said:

Didn't they have a Clink for a while as well?

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Bunch of twinks as well

youra6 said:

SEC can only get bowl wins if they play themselves lol

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The SEC and its media partner is the king of sucking its own dick and telling everyone how big it is....

Mike80 said:

Didn't they have a Clink for a while as well?

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I have clearly lost track.

Mike80 said:

Didn't they have a Clink for a while as well?

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And a Shemy for about 5 seconds until someone saw his twitter feed.

Mike80 said:

How about the 'Overrated Cheezy QB and SEC exposed as self-fellatio-ers" Bowl thread?

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Love it! Brings Flavia Pavia into the mix

Jaxbuck said:

I just realized that Biff and Wink aren’t the same guy.

Seriously. Holy shit.

Was it the absurd names or the fat? Wow.

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Didn't they have a Clink for a while as well?

RuGettinIt said:

Can we change the name of this Bowl to the ‘Overrated Cheezy QB’ Bowl

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How about the 'Overrated Cheezy QB and SEC exposed as self-fellatio-ers" Bowl thread?

I just realized that Biff and Wink aren’t the same guy.

Seriously. Holy shit.

Was it the absurd names or the fat? Wow.

RuGettinIt said:

If it means getting rid of the Bowl tie ins and the long layoffs for the 2nd round of the playoffs, I’m here for it.

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I'm more worried about the Bucks being rusty than anything else so a shorter layoff would be great.

Can we change the name of this Bowl to the ‘Overrated Cheezy QB’ Bowl

BuckeyesGunn said:

Biff's huge waterhead looks like the head of a monitor lizard with a ttun hat slapped on top.

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Biff's body fat % has got to be some crazy shit.

cmstophe said:

Pate was railing against this narrative recently, adamant that they “don’t look like an ACC team.”

Very curious who is right.

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Well we know they didn’t look like ACC champions so maybe that’s what he meant.

Biff's huge waterhead looks like the head of a monitor lizard with a ttun hat slapped on top.

Bestbuck36 said:

I like it

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If it means getting rid of the Bowl tie ins and the long layoffs for the 2nd round of the playoffs, I’m here for it.