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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

I am ready to submit the application to the Vatican to have the Pope christen: Saint Biff, the patron saint of chili dogs.

Amen, brothers and sisters, Amen! One of you elitist pricks in charge here need to make Biff a thread with “St. Biff” in the title.
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Look Who's Transferring Now (The Portal)

With this move, I feel it’s becoming more apparent that Hartline will be making room for a Keinholz transfer. He would be a good fit in Tampa if it happens.

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An early contender for Brown in the portal is Miami. The Hurricanes will search for a quarterback to replace Carson Beck this offseason.

Miami has become notorious for using the portal to acquire talent. Wisconsin sued Miami in June for tampering with a player's NIL contract and revenue-sharing.

Each of the Hurricanes' last two quarterbacks has been acquired from the transfer portal. Miami acquired former Washington State quarterback Cam Ward in the 2024 offseason. It acquired Carson Beck from Georgia in the 2025 offseason.
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Realistically, Brown checks several boxes that Power-Five programs covet: proven production, college-level size, and mobility that flips run/pass mismatches.

Reunions with Golesh at Auburn have already been floated around, while other reported suitors include SEC or ACC programs in search of an experienced starter, such as Virginia Tech, Louisville, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Florida.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

He was elected. I still can't figure out how he managed to face-plant the last two games of the year every time, but... it's 2025. If Ryan Day was coaching in 1995 or 1996 or 1998, he would never have been given the chance to redeem himself in the post season. I think that Coop could have pulled off at least one CFP title in this era.

Plus, he's a freaking awesome person. Dude is still in Columbus 25 years later. That says something. We hated the shit out of him, but he loves us so much that he never left.

Time heals all wounds.
I mean Ryan Day wouldn't have lost the bowl game as well going by his record. Not that that would have made us feel much better
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2025 Cotton Bowl: #2 tOSU vs #10 Miami-FL, Wed 12/31 7:30 ET at JerryWorld

See, I've already got this shit figured out. Patricia is gong to play a version of 4-3 in these playoffs that no one has really seen yet. When he unleashes the Waterboy (CJ Hicks) on their asses, even Captain Insano won't be able to save em!

Bloodbath forthcoming.
The above matches my sentiment
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Well one guy was technically a HOF coach but reasonable minds can disagree
He was elected. I still can't figure out how he managed to face-plant the last two games of the year every time, but... it's 2025. If Ryan Day was coaching in 1995 or 1996 or 1998, he would never have been given the chance to redeem himself in the post season. I think that Coop could have pulled off at least one CFP title in this era.

Plus, he's a freaking awesome person. Dude is still in Columbus 25 years later. That says something. We hated the shit out of him, but he loves us so much that he never left.

Time heals all wounds.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

I still can’t wrap my head around DeBoer potentially leaving for them. If he beats IU, I just cannot envision Alabama letting him walk away.

if they had a deal worked out already I also struggle with it staying this tightly under wraps.
There is no way somebody leaves Bama for TTUN. Taking the rivalry out of this, there are objective things that are not equal.

Arguably Bama is a top 5 job, and Scum is borderline 10.

There is no way, and if there is, Deboer is worse than I thought, and I hope he moves to Scum.
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