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Cincinnati Bearcats (Juggalos official thread of Faygo)

That's not why we were punished, and you know it.
It makes no sense and you know it
You both know the real reason he got fired: he had uncovered the secret that Joe Paterno was covering for a child molester. When he approached JoePa, saying that he would leak the entire thing through his puppet, Mike McQueary, JoePa karate-chopped Tressell's wife and threatened to parade her through the streets wearing nothing but an Easter Bunny outfit. Tressell wasn't about to let JoePa win, and used his druidic powers to call upon the ancient spirits of the land. They slapped him in the face for trying to blackmail JoePa in the first place. With the last of his strength, Tressell started the reactor, releasing all the oxygen trapped in the Martian polar ice caps.
It wasn't the worst movie ever, but I wouldn't take a date to that movie, if you want to score afterwards. 6.5/10.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Central Michigan already got punished. Can they get punished again? Maybe Northern Illinois will get a post-season ban? I mean, TTUN won't get in trouble - we know that. Maybe Ball State will get the death penalty? Dang - this is a tough one.

Eastern and Western Michigan better start counting their blessings.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

It won't let me properly link this tweet for some reason but to no one's shock more scumbag behavior out of this program

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Central Michigan already got punished. Can they get punished again? Maybe Northern Illinois will get a post-season ban? I mean, TTUN won't get in trouble - we know that. Maybe Ball State will get the death penalty? Dang - this is a tough one.
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