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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

The OTHER fun part of Underwhelming being underwhelming is they don't have nearly the offensive line they had 3 almost 4 seasons ago where they can run the ball 50+ times per game and get away with it.

Without any real threat of a vertical passing game, it almost becomes like playing Navy. Except Navy can make that shit work, I'm not sure TCUN can.
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Cincinnati Bengals (Same Ole Bengals)

Schefter: Compensation update: Now that he has passed his physical and the trade is official, newly-acquired DT Dexter Lawerence is signing a one-year, $28 million contract extension with the Bengals, per @WinSportsGroup


He is under contract for 2 years, and now one additional year with this extension. 3 years total.
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Cincinnati Bengals (Same Ole Bengals)

Cracked me up but honestly it's how I felt. We screwed the pooch winning meaningless games near the end of the season and #10 meant no Downs or Reese (most likely). Buckeye homerism aside, those are the only two I wanted there due to needs for a playmaker on the front or back end of the defense. Actually Bain is who I really wanted but he's also likely gone by then. I don't see that being there at our position and the franchise NEVER trades up. We probably would have botched the pick, but instead we get one of the best DTs in the league. Great move.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Good luck to Whittingham they will have his head if he even thinks about benching the 12 million dollar QB
I think he'll be fine. He's their savior now, not Underwood, and Whittingham strikes me as a no fucks to give when it comes to the fanbase. If Underwood clearly sucks, I think the fans will rally around Whittingham. It also might put a nail on the coffin for any future Ellison NIL money, which would be a good thing.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Not sure if this already got posted here but of course the only real hype that Underwood got this spring was from a play that 99.9% of the time would absolutely not work in a real game. Spin pass 2.0

(Notice how the hype crowd ignores that the defense had basically had stopped trying by the time this happened because it was basically a sack too lol)


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I don't understand the muted response from that receiver. Quite frankly, I think Underwood should just hold his powder until just before The Game. Buckeye defensive backs appreciate real artistry from a $12M phenom. Surely, they will be cheering him on to throw behind the back, between his legs, and let's not forget the hidden weapon...a new iteration of the spin pass. He and TCUN fans deserve that kind of on the field recognition.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

I just watched it. Holy hell he's awful.

There are high schoolers taking their first varsity snaps that are better.

Went looking for some highlights and you’d think Carr was the starting QB. Didn’t see a single one from Underwood.

Scrubbed through the first quarter and no wonder. Technique looks terrible and casually fastballs every throw over the middle. He’s going to get his receivers killed.
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