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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

Jaxbuck
ORD_Buckeye said:
Let's just get back to the basics: Fuck Our Non-Rival Pedd State. Fuck their disgraced fraud of a coach. Fuck their record of being the Boise State of their day until joining the Big Ten exposed them as the frauds that they were. Fuck their weak ass "Eastern Independent" schedule and JoePed's handpicked referees. Fuck their DC who liked to fuck little boys in the ass in the football facility showers. Fuck their "legendary" head coach who looked the other way because he needed that defense to finally win something. Fuck his wife. Fuck his two failsons. Fuck them all. They're not our rival; they're just this disgusting piece of dead rat that attached itself to Ohio State's shoe. They just need to be scraped off.
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you forgot the stadium and the ring of randomly memorable years (for them)
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ttun recruiting (all classes)

buckeyemania11
pnuts34 said:
You’re forgetting OL too
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Even then these positions I wouldn't call them near "elite" at

Its not near enough to make up for the major lacking elsewhere. They aren't doing anything different than they were during Harbaugh. Without the cheating scheme they are a 3-5 loss team in most seasons. (10-3 was their peak pre cheating with Harbaugh)

They are also stuck in that stone aged system on offense, we hear every year about how it's going to be "different" but it's always the same crap. Even when they have landed higher rated WRs they have completely botched them.
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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

ORD_Buckeye
Let's just get back to the basics: Fuck Our Non-Rival Pedd State. Fuck their disgraced fraud of a coach. Fuck their record of being the Boise State of their day until joining the Big Ten exposed them as the frauds that they were. Fuck their weak ass "Eastern Independent" schedule and JoePed's handpicked referees. Fuck their DC who liked to fuck little boys in the ass in the football facility showers. Fuck their "legendary" head coach who looked the other way because he needed that defense to finally win something. Fuck his wife. Fuck his two failsons. Fuck them all. They're not our rival; they're just this disgusting piece of dead rat that attached itself to Ohio State's shoe. They just need to be scraped off.
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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

Gizmo
Zurp said:
Damn. I don't want to defend those nerds, but the debate with Paterno isn't about "best". I mean, I'm sure they'd insist that he was "best", but the actual topic is whether 409 wins is "beatable". 409 wins is 41 seasons of 10 wins per season. Or just over 34 seasons of 12 wins per season. By comparison, in 17 years under Nick Saban, Alabama averaged 12.12 wins per season. So 409 may just be unbeatable. 12-win seasons are probably going to be more achievable with the expanded playoffs, but a team that is consistently going to win 12 games probably isn't going to hire someone young enough to coach another 34 seasons.
That said, Ryan Day is 46 years old, and has 70 wins. He needs 28.25 seasons with 12 wins per season to get to 409. Will he coach to 74?
Anyway, I'm just happy that the cult still gets pissy over lists like these.
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I wasn't arguing that the record likely isn't unbeatable, but the fact that they're crying that that stat didn't come up on a "best" of list. Sure, it's a lot of wins, but dude played a C schedule for 40+ years, so wins were gonna add up. Much like LeBron isn't the best because he's played for 25 years and therefore has numbers, Joe Pa's stat, while unbelievable, becomes more believable (and beatable) when you think about how it came to pass. Put a 30 something into a coaching position at a halfway decent school, keep him there for 40 years, and give him a MAC schedule, and I'm sure he approaches 400 wins, too.
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the golf thread

BB73
calibuck said:
Well shoot! Thought it was Oakmont all these years. Good save, Thump! Hate to be corrected, but if needed, well so be it. Thanks. Brutus, when the winning scores by the best golfers on the planet is a -1, then you gotta know it's a tough track. Rory, Bryson both missed the cut as well. Heck I would have shot 152 in the first round, and been asked to take a seat....
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Rory actually made the cut and finished tied for 19th.
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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

BB73
Zurp said:
Anyway, my favorite part is when Nixon called up Texas to congratulate them on winning the national championship. That made the Penn State fans cry. Yay.
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Nixon didn’t call them up, he was in their locker room after they beat Arkansas. And calling them the champs at that point was legit.

Penn State had 1 win over a ranked team (West Va). They also had a 1-point win over 5-5 Syracuse.
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OL Kirk Barton (Don't tase me Bro!)

otisu
BuckeyeNation27 said:
I'm gonna doubt the alcohol played as big of a role as people are wanting to believe. Unfortunately, I too have driven when I definitely shouldn't have. But since I'm not as big of a piece of shit as Barton, I didn't test the limits of my car's speedometer in a quiet suburb while doing it. Because the alcohol didn't make me drive like a dickhead. It also didn't make him drive like a dickhead. He was just a dickhead already. In a dickhead's car. Doing dickhead things.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

lvbuckeye
Jaxbuck said:
If this thread gets locked then The Fringe is going to break contain and spill out into every other thread on the board.

No matter how strongly worded the posts might be to try and stop them, things could escalate. Death threats could even be issued.

For the love of humanity (and manatees) govern yourselves accordingly.

My advice is just let The Fringe be, at least we know where they are.
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that's what happened when 4chan got shut down. all the lunatics started posting on every other forum under the sun. i'm pretty sure that's why it got put back up. plus, the alphabet agencies use it.
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