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Tiger Woods (Offical Thread)

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jlb1705;1703619; said:
It's interesting to me that so many people connected to Tiger have said that it doesn't matter what kind of man Tiger is, that his game and accomplishments are what matter instead. On the other hand, Haney's sole concern with Tiger Woods was his game and his accomplishments, and he apparently has decided that he can't associate himself with Tiger because of the kind of man he is. Good for Hank Haney.
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Big difference is that he's working for him. None of us do. I'll cheer 100% for Ocho Stupido. Doesn't mean I would ever want to associate with him.
 
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BUFFALO, New York (AP)?A Canadian doctor who has treated Tiger Woods, Alex Rodriguez and other high-profile athletes was charged Tuesday in the U.S. with smuggling, unlawful distribution of human growth hormone and conspiring to lie to federal agents.
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Cheetah has been pretty ripped for a golfer for years. If he was using HGH he may have used other PEDs, the side effects of which include joint problems, like knees, necks, etc..

Maybe he didn't use anything, but the circumstantial evidence is as good as we had on some baseball players who were convicted in the court of public opinion.


Canadian accused of unlawfully treating athletes - Yahoo! Sports
 
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OSU_D/;1713505; said:
The financial part of the divorce is done, in Sweden. North of $500 million in value for Elin.
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FOXNews.com - Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Divorce

As reported by The Sun the value is around $750 mil and Tiger cannot have a "single" female in the kid's presence. Wow!!! Good for her.....


Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.
The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.
He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.
But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.
 
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Wingate1217;1724822; said:
As reported by The Sun the value is around $750 mil and Tiger cannot have a "single" female in the kid's presence. Wow!!! Good for her.....
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F! $750 m is the figure I heard but I couldn't link anything (it was told to me) so I backed it down. I could have looked awesomely dead on!

I heard it from a different source than the Elin pal tell alls the journalist quotes. This is Tiger at the Isleworth range:

1. Hits a few balls.
2. Calls a random friend and/or PGA tour member and says words to the effect: Can you believe this B___ is getting X asset? F that.
3. Hits a few balls.
4. Swears a bit more.
5. Repeat steps 1-4 numerous times.
 
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Wingate1217;1724822; said:
FOXNews.com - Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Divorce

As reported by The Sun the value is around $750 mil and Tiger cannot have a "single" female in the kid's presence. Wow!!! Good for her.....


Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.
The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.
He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.
But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.
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I would be willing to be that Elin knows about more than 17 others. That is Tiger's main source for concern. Elin could really drop the hammer if she is getting $750 million.
 
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tmporter;1724855; said:
I would be willing to be that Elin knows about more than 17 others. That is Tiger's main source for concern. Elin could really drop the hammer if she is getting $750 million.
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Way more than 17 others. Does anyone really think that a bunch of porn skanks and waitresses were really his first steps outside the marriage?

Think married women who also have a reason to keep their mouth closed and very high-end hookers whose business it also is to stay quiet. The latter being flown in by people surrounding certain golf events including some events on the PGA tour. Please notice I didn't say anyone employed by the tour.
 
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So how exactly does this work?

Is the money put into an Escrow account and she gets a certain percentage each year? What percentage of the 750 million does she forfeit if she talks about it?


As soon as this is done - you know Tiger is gonna have the biggest fucking blowout party ever. He's gonna call the outstanding patriots that run Brazzers.com and say: "All the girls that work for you - send em over for the weekend. No rules"

Oh to be a fly on the wall...
 
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BigWoof31;1724860; said:
He's gonna call the outstanding patriots that run Brazzers.com and say: "All the girls that work for you - send em over for the weekend. No rules"

Oh to be a fly on the wall...
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What is this brazzers you talk about? Is that a website founded by Mr. Albert Gore?:biggrin:
 
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So she gets 750 million, the kids, and can take her Swedish body and dig her nails into someone's back as she goonfucks whoever she wants, as much as she wants, any which way she wants...tough job description to be her rebound. :banger:
 
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BigWoof31;1724860; said:
So how exactly does this work?

Is the money put into an Escrow account and she gets a certain percentage each year? What percentage of the 750 million does she forfeit if she talks about it?


As soon as this is done - you know Tiger is gonna have the biggest [censored]ing blowout party ever. He's gonna call the outstanding patriots that run Brazzers.com and say: "All the girls that work for you - send em over for the weekend. No rules"

Oh to be a fly on the wall...
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I would have my mouth sewn shut for that amount of money.
 
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