1. Alabama doesn't live in our neighborhood, doesn't recruit Ohio very much, gets very little media love compared to....
2. Notre Dame which owns the Chicago media market when doing good, recruits the [Mark May] out of Ohio, plays a minimum of two Big 10 schools every year making comparison to OSU inevitable.
3. Alabama fans are ignorant, inbred pig [censored]ers who need football to retain any sense of personal or state wide worth, most of whom just got past 8th grade.
4. Notre Dame fans are obnoxious, pretentious sheep [censored]ing assholes, oblivious to what you say about them, most of whom went to another school because they couldn't afford Notre Dame.
5. Have I failed to insult both schools/fan bases enough?
Nonetheless, I'd rather deal with another Alabama NC than ND even getting to the dance.