NoSuch Dame LB Manti "Snugglebunny" Te'o (official imaginary thread)

[scott91575]

No question about it. I'm finding it funny that there is even any discussion other than this is a direct coverup of his sexual orientation.

I think that has been an underlying theme to the reason why. Yet it's more fun to pick apart all the blatant lies.

 

[Jaxbuck]

How does a senior, All-American, team captain, future first round draft pick NOT find a person right there in South Bend, Indiana?

 

[BB73]

Notre Dame LB Manti Te'o (official imaginary thread)

Or

Notre Dame LB Manti Te'o (official thread, or is it?)

Some title changes have been made.

 

[OhioState001]

Maybe he can date Tebow

 

[Jaxbuck]

Frankly I'm a little disappointed we haven't heard from ted haggard yet.

 

[Mike80]

Frankly I'm a little disappointed we haven't heard from ted haggard yet.

or President Buchanan.....

 

[3074326]

So you are saying being gay is sad? That is kind of an oxymoron.

Not at all. It's sad that he has to hide it (if that's what it is).

 

[alexhortdog95]

Kells says, "OH [Mark May]"

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7mmtcXy5C4"]Is Te'o Trapped in the Closet?!?[/ame]

 

[ulukinatme]

Alright, maybe Te'o is just really gullible

Tyler James ‏@TJamesNDI

Former Stanford player. MT @MMasifilo: Got to believe Te'o was the victim here. He would always ask if we knew his gf after we'd play them.

 

[Onebuckfan]

From Joe Paterno's e-mail..Don't worry Manti I'll take your SECRET to my grave..

 

[y0yoyoin]

Has Analzone's dad made a comment yet about Notre Dame being responsible for his son being in a picture with an accused medium?

 

[scott91575]

Alright, maybe Te'o is just really gullible

Tyler James ‏@TJamesNDI

Former Stanford player. MT @MMasifilo: Got to believe Te'o was the victim here. He would always ask if we knew his gf after we'd play them.

Teo - Hey, do you know my girlfriend?
Stanford player - Maybe. What does she look like?
Teo - I don't know. I've never met her.

 

[ulukinatme]

You can now Tweet from the world of make believe, or the afterlife:

https://twitter.com/LennayKay/status/291753867438325760

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

 

[3074326]

I don't know how legitimate this person is, but a ND beat writer re-tweeted (quoted for you non-Twitter users) this:

Scott Wright ‏@DraftCountdown
Reading ESPN story on Te'o situation and it appears others met someone pretending to be this girl too, including #Cardinals FB Reagan Mauia.

I know we knew about Mauia, but other people apparently met her too.