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NoSuch Dame LB Manti "Snugglebunny" Te'o (official imaginary thread)

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The Jack Swarbrick press conference, dude went FULL retard. What is his definition of "met"? Straight senate material right there. This dude keeps looking to the Heavens hoping more lies will fall from sky.
 
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Thank you Te'o for 2 hours of entertainment reading this thread. and I thought I was in for a boring evening. who says the college football off season is boring? I am eating this stuff up. the most bizzare story I have heard in years. it makes it even funnier that it is ND and if and when the truth does come out, ND looks bad regardless.
 
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UpNorth_Buckeye;2293386; said:
I guess I don't see the problem here. Millions of people go on blind dates all the time. I mean sure, his has lasted for more than 3 years, but who are we to judge him?

Blind date still requires you to actually MEET a mofo...

my guess is that Te'O has too much sugah in his tank.
 
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Wait...are those of you questioning why he would've made up such a thing serious?

This story propelled him to a second place Heisman finish. Musberger effusively gushing about it during every Notre Dame game he called this year built this into the hype that ESPN ran with. Contrary to what ESPN would've had you believe, Te'o actually wasn't the linebacker demi-god/destroyer of worlds this season. The awards he won should've gone to Jarvis Jones and Jadeveon Clowney, but they didn't because: a) he played for Notre Dame, and b) he was a hero for playing through the adversity of losing not one but TWO loved ones! On the same day!!

He was a run of the mill All-American-ish linebacker headed into the season; there are three of them on the first team every year. The story of him overcoming the heartbreak of losing not only his grandmother but also his beloved girlfriend to a long illness elevated him into something more; something he wouldn't have achieved otherwise.

This combined with the overlooked tidbit about his dad trying to take action against the newspaper in Hawaii for printing a photo of him missing a tackle against Alabama should tell us all we need to know. They tried to create something bigger out of his senior year.
 
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At this point in the evening, I'm going to bid you all adieu, pour myself a nice glass of Michter's 10 year old and raise that glass to Manti Te'O. Manti--you magnificent bastard--thank you for a thoroughly enjoyable evening.
 
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Weirder and weirder

https://twitter.com/justinrmegahan


Justin Megahan@justinrmegahan
Well looky here, a couple people who new Lennay was fake joking about it a month ago. https://twitter.com/jayRahz/status/278973792544505858 ?

Justin Megahan@justinrmegahan
And here's them joking about running the fake Lennay account earlier this month https://twitter.com/jayRahz/status/288495738856558594 ?

Justin Megahan@justinrmegahan
And here he is in early December outting Ronaiah Tuiasosopo https://twitter.com/jayRahz/status/276073152432447488 ?

Justin Megahan@justinrmegahan
Here's another since deleted twitter account discussing the scam http://www.twicsy.com/i/ZkTSUc

Justin Megahan@justinrmegahan
The last two are services that basically scrap twitter for content. Even if accounts deleted content can still exist on other sites.
 
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jlb1705;2293398; said:
It's a damn shame that Notre Dame commissioned a private investigation for this mess but can't be bothered to lift a finger to find out the truth about what happened with Lizzy Seeberg.

"I did not sexually assault Lizzy Seeberg. I have an alibi - I was at the movies with my girlfriend."

- Manti Te'o
 
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OSU_D/;2293403; said:
Weirder and weirder

https://twitter.com/justinrmegahan


Justin Megahan@justinrmegahan
Well looky here, a couple people who new Lennay was fake joking about it a month ago. https://twitter.com/jayRahz/status/278973792544505858 ?

Justin Megahan@justinrmegahan
And here's them joking about running the fake Lennay account earlier this month https://twitter.com/jayRahz/status/288495738856558594 ?

Justin Megahan@justinrmegahan
And here he is in early December outting Ronaiah Tuiasosopo https://twitter.com/jayRahz/status/276073152432447488 ?

Justin Megahan@justinrmegahan
Here's another since deleted twitter account discussing the scam http://www.twicsy.com/i/ZkTSUc

Justin Megahan@justinrmegahan
The last two are services that basically scrap twitter for content. Even if accounts deleted content can still exist on other sites.

Twitter links are gone,it appears. Found this though:

Follow

jay.R
‏@jayRahz
The person behind @LennayKay created the leukemia death story cause of @WhatIsCatfish

That was from Dec. 4. Seems the 'lid' came off a month ago. Man, had this come out before the mNCG, I'd've tuned in for sure.

:wink: :p
 
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OSU_D/;2293403; said:
Weirder and weirder

https://twitter.com/justinrmegahan


Justin Megahan@justinrmegahan
Well looky here, a couple people who new Lennay was fake joking about it a month ago. https://twitter.com/jayRahz/status/278973792544505858 ?

Justin Megahan@justinrmegahan
And here's them joking about running the fake Lennay account earlier this month https://twitter.com/jayRahz/status/288495738856558594 ?

Justin Megahan@justinrmegahan
And here he is in early December outting Ronaiah Tuiasosopo https://twitter.com/jayRahz/status/276073152432447488 ?

Justin Megahan@justinrmegahan
Here's another since deleted twitter account discussing the scam http://www.twicsy.com/i/ZkTSUc

Justin Megahan@justinrmegahan
The last two are services that basically scrap twitter for content. Even if accounts deleted content can still exist on other sites.

jay.R on the defensive:

https://twitter.com/jayRahz/

I won't bother c&p'ing his tweets because they're coming by the minute. Go read for yourself.
 
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