NoSuch Dame LB Manti "Snugglebunny" Te'o (official imaginary thread)

[cincibuck]

And the hits just keep on rollin'!!!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/manti-teo-scrapes-together-5000-for-combine-fee,31447/

 

[LitlBuck]

And the hits just keep on rollin'!!!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/manti-teo-scrapes-together-5000-for-combine-fee,31447/

This kid is :crazy: He has inherited money from some Nigerian uncle he has never met. Also, I did not know you had to pay to get combine results especially to a offshore account.

 

[Muck]

This kid is :crazy: He has inherited money from some Nigerian uncle he has never met. Also, I did not know you had to pay to get combine results especially to a offshore account.

 

[Zippercat]

Fake girlfriend makes Maxim 100 and Te'o shows up at party to celebrate!

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dis...m-hot-100-party-which-honored-fake-girlfriend

 

[Steve19]

Fake girlfriend makes Maxim 100 and Te'o shows up at party to celebrate!

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dis...m-hot-100-party-which-honored-fake-girlfriend

He's either (a) smart enough to know that he has to take this issue head on, or (b) stupid enough not to realize that they are mocking him.

If he really thinks that he has "girls all over him" for any reason other than photo opportunities, then option (b) can be your only conclusion!

 

[Woody1968]

Fake girlfriend makes Maxim 100 and Te'o shows up at party to celebrate!

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dis...m-hot-100-party-which-honored-fake-girlfriend

Awkwardly worded sentence from this article:

Bova added when he thanked Te'o for coming out, the linebacker grinned and said "Are you kidding me? This is great."

 

[DiamondBuck]

Message from tonight's preseason game between Bears and Chargers:

Stay strong, Snugglebunny.

Love,

ESPN

 

[ScriptOhio]

Want to take pictures of your imaginary girlfriend?

All by my selfie! Blogger shows how to take travel photos with an imaginary girlfriend

Earlier this year, Keisuke, a 28-year-old freelance Japanese photographer and writer, gained Internet fame with a set of curious Instagram photos capturing him in various settings with his "girlfriend."

See all the photos: http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/04/travel/japan-one-man-date-photo/index.html?iref=allsearch