Cleveland Indians (2017 Official Thread of CHOKE)

[AKAK]

2 games, 2 runs, 4 hits ... on beyond [Mark May]ty

The 6-7-8-9 hitters in the Indians' line-up tonight:

6. Guyer .223 (2 Ks)
7. Diaz .186 (2 Ks)
8. Gomes .216 (3 Ks)
9. Urshela .193

Giovanny Urshela may be the worst player in MLB, with a .193 BA, .456 OPS, plus his defense is selectively awful (witness his tin glove in the 8th inning that cost the Tribe a run).

Bryan "Bum" Shaw is in the Rich "Not" Yett / Bryan "Gas Can" Clark / Ernie "Macho" Camacho realm of pathetic-ness (pathetickness? patheticity? patheticion?). I said that after he blew the 2016 World Series the Indians couldn't afford to keep him around. Looks like I was right....

Joe Smith fits in perfectly with this bunch of choke artists. "Do you know who I am?" Yeah, you're Joe Smith and you suck!

Is Jay Bruce now the best position player on this team? If so....

Pathet-antheon

 

[NFBuck]

 

[buckeyemania11]

So it's pretty evident they are going to lose pretty badly to the Red Sox in the ALDS

 

[AKAK]

Not feeling much confidence about tonight thinking about it. Porcello has pretty much had the Tribes number his whole career and Bauer just hasnt been very good down the stretch. Offense is gonna probably have to score at least 5 to win (seeing that Bauer gives up his 3-5 hes been consistently allowing lately). Hope im wrong though guess we will see.

So it's pretty evident they are going to lose pretty badly to the Red Sox in the ALDS

You could have at least gone with your 2016 lack of optimism.

 

[AKAK]

And I forgot kluber tweaked his groin last year at the end too. Jesus.

 

[OHSportsFan]

This year's Cy Young vs Bauer Outage who is just due for a clunker. Why am I about to watch this snuff?

 

[buckeyemania11]

Well they got 4 on Sale in the 2nd.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Seriously, fuck the tribe. Can't score for shit when Kluber pitches or when they face bums but they can knock the shit out of Sale.

 

[scarletmike]

Seriously, fuck the tribe. Can't score for [Mark May] when Kluber pitches or when they face bums but they can knock the [Mark May] out of Sale.

Not so fast! Bauer gives up 3 in the inning to prove once again, that they're still shitty.

 

[NFBuck]

Watching this team is like chugging a smegma milk shake.

 

[AKAK]

Seriously, fuck the tribe. Can't score for [Mark May] when Kluber pitches or when they face bums but they can knock the [Mark May] out of Sale.

They've fucked up this mental midget more often than not.

Tribe=shitty trash.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Giovanny Urshela may be the worst player in MLB, with a .193 BA, .456 OPS, plus his defense is selectively awful (witness his tin glove in the 8th inning that cost the Tribe a run).

You can all thank me now for lighting a fire under Urshela's ass - he's 2 for 3 with 4 RBIs tonight.

 

[AKAK]

You can all thank me now for lighting a fire under Urshela's ass - he's 2 for 3 with 4 RBIs tonight.

He's trash

 

[NFBuck]

Shaw is utter garbage. Just can't help but fuck up.

 

[NFBuck]

Sure are shooting their wad in this one...