Cleveland Indians (2017 Official Thread of CHOKE)

[Sgt Brutus]

Kluber prolapses in back-to-back starts, our top batters choke on a meaty chode, defense decides to do its best Simple Jack impression

Horrendous, fuck these chokers. Back-to-back years of pulling their pants down and openly shitting on the field of play. Thanks assholes.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

 

[ScriptOhio]

I grew up with my mom in Pirates territory, but when I visited my dad in Cortland we watched Cleveland. Those red uni Tribe teams are my first memories of the Indians. I remember all of those guys, along with Gaylord Perry.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Meh, if he's the 5 and he's 6-5, I don't give a shit really. If that's what he is, that's what he is. And minus drone repair, he seems like he's pretty durable. He's a streak guy, he wins 3 loses 3 wins 4 loses 3. The ERA is crap but its a function of getting hammered in his bad starts hard. He's actually pretty good at throwing 3-4 pitches till he gets in trouble, then he goes all Eddie Harris and loads it up with Vagisil.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Dennis Haysbert better get Jobu over there to wake up the bats.

You know you're in bizzaro world when the team as a whole can't hit a lick, but Yan Gomes is hitting .363 in his last 15 games.