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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Honesty?
How does he expect to get the job that way?
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Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

I don’t know all the Texans. But I know a few. And upon meeting you, they take it as an insult if you aren’t a cowboys fan. Or a longhorns fan. Or acknowledge that Texas is better than everywhere else. Or a rangers fan. Or worship dubya. Or wish you were in Texas right now. Or fall asleep thinking of all the words TEXAS can spell. Or wonder why TEXAS is never the Wordle answer. Or wonder why Texas hasn’t seceded and gone to war with the rest of the world.
What I’m hearing is you love the ‘Boys and Texas BBQ.
You’re welcome.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan


Please let it get so bad that even Biff bails and they are stuck with Tony Alford as the interim.
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2025 Cotton Bowl: #2 tOSU vs #10 Miami-FL, Wed 12/31 7:30 ET at JerryWorld

I agree, the ref should have called targeting when Marv took the shot to the head.

…but he didn’t, so Ohio State lost.

Hopefully during this playoff run, they leave no doubt and don’t allow it to come down to the luck of (or lack thereof) Fielding hitting the game winner.

Am I doing this right?

It's more like I threw one pitch, right down the middle and the ump called it ball 4, guy walks and we lose.

Don't do the "yeah but you should have never been in that spot" stuff because those were previous events.

On that one event, skill + luck = bad outcome even though your skill was good (what you control).

So obviously in a game that has constraints you can manage to a degree, you don't want to manage in the direction of letting a lesser skilled opponent get more shots at random variance events at your expense.

Back to football, think of June Jones at Hawaii or Mike Leach and those air raid kind of teams. They were built to run as many plays as possible and get random variance to work for them because they knew they were the lesser skilled team.

It's why you never see teams run a hurry up with a lead or why, in the case of those extreme kind of system teams, they are screwed and have to keep doing it even with a lead and can't seem to ever hold those leads.

The best possible outcome for a more skilled team like OSU is a long time consuming drive that ends in a TD. You do that on 5 of your 10 possessions and in the process only let the opponent end up with ~8 possessions and you can see how the boa constrictor chokes out the lesser skilled team and why, back to the point of this conversation, you don't speed up as a general rule. You only do it in situational applications.
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PG Bruce Thornton (All-B1G, All-American, 4X Captain, tOSU all time scoring leader)

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Ohio State men’s basketball star Bruce Thornton, the first four-time captain in team history, also graduated on Sunday with a degree in sport industry

get this man to March Madness for the love of all thats holy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Several Michigan players lived in the same apartment complex as the staffer, and one program source recalled seeing Moore there late at night and Moore’s SUV parked at the complex late at night on several occasions.
That doesn't mean they were having an inappropriate relationship. They were probably just breaking down stolen Ohio State practice footage....
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So two years +...I guess Jimmy was sitting in his office, drinking milk and didn't notice ANY of the shit his staffers were doing?

I mean what's the count now? He had Weiss going full felony hacker, Stallions running the biggest in person advanced scouting ring in NCAA history and Moore banging a co worker at the very minimum.

People expect any rational human to believe a control freak head coach (they all are) didn't know any of that?

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A guy having sleepovers with high school recruits with no funny business going on very well may believe staffers could have sleepovers with there being no hanky panky. They were just counting matches and watching Wopner.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

They really don't want to see the numbers for the last half of the 20th century then.

They are a ~3 loss per year team historically. Not making it up because I hate them, it's fact.

More often than not they are teetering on that line between a 3 loss season and a 4 loss or worse season and have convinced themselves they are some kind of perennial title contender.
Their idea that they are a perennial title contender comes from 125 years ago, when they were also cheating their asses off and were kicked out of the conference for ten years because they were cheating their asses off.
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2025 Cotton Bowl: #2 tOSU vs #10 Miami-FL, Wed 12/31 7:30 ET at JerryWorld

I agree, the ref should have called targeting when Marv took the shot to the head.

…but he didn’t, so Ohio State lost.

Hopefully during this playoff run, they leave no doubt and don’t allow it to come down to the luck of (or lack thereof) Fielding hitting the game winner.

Am I doing this right?
I'll add the bizarre change in coverage with a 14 point lead in the 4th quarter that lead to a very long TD pass.
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2025 Cotton Bowl: #2 tOSU vs #10 Miami-FL, Wed 12/31 7:30 ET at JerryWorld

I'm talking about the math of a single event(coin flip, throwing a pitch, a down of football), you are abstracting that out to a moral philosophy that a person uses to guide them through a lifetime (which I agree with btw).

It isn't about agency, which is what you mean when you say there is no such thing as luck, it's about random things happening that you cannot control which have a negative impact on the outcome and because there is a time limit, you can face catastrophic/total loss. You simply don't have any more time left to recover in the context of a game.

Your skill can be executed perfectly but the official can simply blow a call. That's random variance/"luck". It's out of your control.
I agree, the ref should have called targeting when Marv took the shot to the head.

…but he didn’t, so Ohio State lost.

Hopefully during this playoff run, they leave no doubt and don’t allow it to come down to the luck of (or lack thereof) Fielding hitting the game winner.

Am I doing this right?
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Following his arrest, Moore told police he was engaged in a relationship with the female staffer for “approximately two years,” which indicates the relationship began before he was promoted to head coach in January 2024. Several Michigan players lived in the same apartment complex as the staffer, and one program source recalled seeing Moore there late at night and Moore’s SUV parked at the complex late at night on several occasions. Moore and the staffer were frequently spotted together in public after he became head coach, and footage of the two attending a Michigan lacrosse game aired on Big Ten Network in the spring of 2024.

So two years +...I guess Jimmy was sitting in his office, drinking milk and didn't notice ANY of the shit his staffers were doing?

I mean what's the count now? He had Weiss going full felony hacker, Stallions running the biggest in person advanced scouting ring in NCAA history and Moore banging a co worker at the very minimum.

People expect any rational human to believe a control freak head coach (they all are) didn't know any of that?

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