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ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

I heard the PM schtick for the first time this CFP because little Jax was home and watching the games with me so no mute.

I think people's tolerance of him is in direct proportion to how close they are to the "bro" age.

My 20 year old son thinks PM is insightful and entertaining. I think he's a complete moron who makes me feel very sad for the current state and especially the future of humanity.

Then I recall that old guys thought the same of us when we were that age and look how well things have turned out...or not.

Then I just drink more.

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He's 20.

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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

Lol scUM is #14 in the preseason coaches poll. A fine example of a team being ranked purely on name rather than any actual substance

It will still make somebody's "record against ranked opponents" pseudo stat that gets used in an argument later this year or a couple of years from now when an announcer uses it on tv.

Lok at the coaches record against ranked teams he is good/bad

stop me if you've heard this bullshit play out before
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

Lol scUM is #14 in the preseason coaches poll. A fine example of a team being ranked purely on name rather than any actual substance
Lemme guess. You don't think end around passes to the TE for 8 yards is an innovative offense.
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QB1 Will Howard (National Champion, Pittsburgh Steelers)

What makes this so much sweeter is the Clowns could have him at any point but chose to continue their clown show.
That’s why I’m just not a fan of theirs anymore. They pass on kids from the buckeyes every draft that confuses. This one particular is just baffling.

Drafted a midget and a locker room cancer over a kid who can do it all and is going to represent the Steelers well.
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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

I am a patient man.

I passed the marshmallow test when I was three.

BUT I WANT THE SANCTIONS TODAY!!!
December, 2010, it was reported that Ohio State had players receiving impermissible benefits - magic tattoos that make them faster, stronger, and better at football.
May, 2011, Tressel was fired. I believe the players involved in the magic tattoos were also given official punishments by this time.
By October or November, 2011, official punishments for the university were figured out. Everything was done by December, 2011.

In about October, 2023, we learned about the cheaters' cheating.
It's now 22 months later.

I get that Ohio State cooperated, making the process quicker. But this is crazy. Show them the biggest hammer you have. And then hit them with a bigger hammer.
They were cheating from 2021 through 2023. 3 years. Let's say a 1-year investigation is normal. The second year of this investigation should also be added to the amount of time they've been cheating. 4 years of cheating and/or stonewalling = 4-8 years of hammers. And those hammers need to be soon.
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ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

I watched them live with the volume off. It was wonderful. I actually chose the Macafee feed to mute, just so Herbie didn't get ratings. On one of my Oregon rewatches he starts out with some bullshit about how the crowd was 60/40 Oregon......while they were actively showing a sea of NOT green. MUUUUUUUUUUUTE.

Herbie is to analysis what the magic 8-ball is to predictive intelligence.

Shake that motherfucker all you want, it's going to say the same 5-6 things over and over again.

ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

The mute button is my go to for years now (unless my son is home, then I am forced to hear their garbage).
I watched them live with the volume off. It was wonderful. I actually chose the Macafee feed to mute, just so Herbie didn't get ratings. On one of my Oregon rewatches he starts out with some bullshit about how the crowd was 60/40 Oregon......while they were actively showing a sea of NOT green. MUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
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QB1 Will Howard (National Champion, Pittsburgh Steelers)

Been seeing a bunch of praise for Will on x, makes me very happy!
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What makes this so much sweeter is the Clowns could have him at any point but chose to continue their clown show.
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