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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Michigan is the mega church pastor of college football. Always screaming about how good and virtuous they are, claiming they "don't do things like the others". Well, they are right on that, they don't do things like others, they do worser than the others .
So Dabo but somehow even holier than thou?
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DE Mike Vrabel (All B1G, All American, All Pro, Super Bowl Champ, NFL HC of Year, HC New England Patriots)

Wonder who Jay Glazer is sleeping with …
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

So Michigan was all in on protecting Moore from this scandal hitting the public media.……until Ryan Day pantsed him in the BigHouse. Then they were all in on exposing him so they could fire him for cause and not have to deal with a messy termination lawsuit……but only exposing enough to make HIM look bad and not that scumbag college.

Michigan truly is the Auburn of the BigTen. There is no illegal/unethical/immoral act that is too bad to cause them any embarrassment. Fuck them.
I don't care enough to go look it up, but I remember towards the end of the Hoke tenure, they unearthed some nothingburger of an email, and all their fans were clutching their pearls over it. All because he had proven to be garbage. If he was winning, 1) the email wouldn't have come out and 2) they would've won gold medals in mental gymnastics defending him.

So sick of that fucking place.
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Cleveland Browns (Factory of Sadness)

Okay. I don't understand how the boroughs in NYC work. I just saw that the address was "Flushing, NY". I just find it funny how angry some people get about the team moving to Brookpark, instead of staying in Cleveland. I mean, I'd rather they stay in Cleveland, too. I could jump on the train and be downtown pretty quickly for about $5 and not worry about parking. In Brookpark, I'll have to jump on a train, then another train, then maybe uber or bus to the stadium. They may have a shuttle service.
But I was only going to 1 game every 5 years or so, so they aren't losing much from me.
If Cleveland had any public transportation that was worth 2 donkey balls it wouldn’t matter where they play. Instead…we got zero good options and also no parking.
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DE Mike Vrabel (All B1G, All American, All Pro, Super Bowl Champ, NFL HC of Year, HC New England Patriots)

Or spend 30 fucking seconds with your AI platform of choice.

Maybe a full minute if you really fucked up.

Also pet peeve of mine along these same lines, first rule of Cheaters Club is you don't talk about Cheating....especially on social media.

EVER

Don't leave a digital trail and there won';t be a digital trail.

OpSec should be taught in grade school.
I have always admired how you told Jessica Alba to take a walk when she threw herself at you...oh, wait. Others can see this post?
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

I mean if you are the cops on the scene, you have to be suppressing a chuckle and the desire to tell him to do it.

A butter knife :slappy:

It's like Bachelor Party where the guy was trying to slit his wrists with an electric razor.
In fairness:

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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Michigan is the mega church pastor of college football. Always screaming about how good and virtuous they are, claiming they "don't do things like the others". Well, they are right on that, they don't do things like others, they do worser than the others .
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