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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Ohio State hijinks
- Pulling down a banner
- Inspecting the team bus for bombs upon entry to the stadium
- Writing Script Ohio in the snow
- Laughing at you while you "protect" your 50 yard line against air

Michigan hijinks
- Starting brawls in the hallway
- Picking fights with unsuspecting opposing players pregame or after a fair catch
- Ramming starting QBs in the knee with video equipment carts
- Faking illness in order to just dodge an ass whooping
- Blatant and unheard of cheating during games


Gee......I wonder which program has the assholes. The only thing that would make them worse would be if they had the arrogance to act like they're above the rest of the CFB world and would never do anything untoward.

Oh wait

Sounds like both are assholes but Michigan is a special retarded asshole. Ok to be an asshole, just don't go full retard asshole.

Sock out!
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Ohio State's scheduling big time non-conference opponents

I know you said "just some" of those opponents. But here's some more:
USC in the late 80s or early 90s. We got smoked in LA and then lost a close one in the rain at home.
Notre Dame in 95 and 96.
BC in the early 90s. I know they aren't always a powerhouse team, but those games were likely scheduled just after the Flutie years.
NC State in 03 and 04. Same deal - not a powerhouse team, but remember Phillip Rivers? He was no shlub.
Washington State in 02 was no shlub. There was supposed to be a return trip to Washington State, but they became a shlub so Ohio State cancelled that.
Washington in 07 and 08, I believe.
Oregon was supposed to be a 2-game series, starting in 21 or 22, I believe. But then they joined the Big Ten so they cancelled the second game.
Cal in 11 and 12, or something. I'm just kidding. They were terrible.

We scheduled those games with Cal in 2007. They were decent at the time with 2 10 win seasons in the last 3 years heading into 2007. We ended up catching them right at the time they hit complete rock bottom.
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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

Assuming that's a serious post from a Penn State fan, I think this is the very heart of the problem. This is why we call you a fucking cult.

See, your identity is tied directly to that university. Your successes are theirs and theirs are yours. And that's why the Sandusky shit hurt you so much. There's an issue where a former assistant coach was using university facilities to molest kids. And that hurts you because you're so tied to that university. So, instead of being rational about it, you argue whether it happened... whether it COULD HAVE happened. And you convinced yourselves and each other that the rest of the world was out to get you.

And now, when some other shit happens at your university, you point fingers at everyone else, saying that everyone does it.

I didn't go to a Big Ten school, or even a school with a Div1 football team. But if some staff member ever gets found guilty for raping kids, I'd support putting him in prison forever. If the school was caught covering up for him, I'd want more people thrown in prison. And if a fraternity gets caught with a huge drug-dealing scheme, I wouldn't point at everyone else saying that it's just common practice.

Perception is reality - you THINK people are going to judge you based on what school you went to, and then people start judging you based on what school you went to.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Ohio State hijinks
- Pulling down a banner
- Inspecting the team bus for bombs upon entry to the stadium
- Writing Script Ohio in the snow
- Laughing at you while you "protect" your 50 yard line against air

Michigan hijinks
- Starting brawls in the hallway
- Picking fights with unsuspecting opposing players pregame or after a fair catch
- Ramming starting QBs in the knee with video equipment carts
- Faking illness in order to just dodge an ass whooping
- Blatant and unheard of cheating during games


Gee......I wonder which program has the assholes. The only thing that would make them worse would be if they had the arrogance to act like they're above the rest of the CFB world and would never do anything untoward.

Oh wait
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Minnesota Golden Gophers (official thread)

And that's Minnesota's spot.
You'll find teams that temporarily rise above their spot, but it's rare and temporary.
Fleck has them in their spot. I hope for his sake he doesn't get fired, eventually, for it.
I think if the schedule lines up for him and they somehow pull of an 8-4/9-3 type season, he'll bail.
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ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

Ultimately his schtick is being a bro (from the snippets I have endured via my 21 year old son's interest in this slappy), and he's about to turn 40.

He's going to lose his 20 something target audience at some point.

Then again, my ability to make any kind of sense of modern pop culture/behavior is virtually nil so don't listen to me.

I may as well just go make a tractor rap album and get followers on social media.
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