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Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (Temu Ed Orgeron)

here's my take on the Brian Kelly era.

you can be a complete asshole if you dig a program up from the dead and raise them to National Prominence.
Nick Saban is the pasteboard for that. People hated Nick (the person) because of how driven he was and it was obvious his way worked.

you can also be a complete idiot as long as you can at least maintain that level of relevance. Les was a literal cartoon character. But he was fun guy to hang around with and he kept the program at a high enough level long enough to stick around for over a decade.

you can be an illiterate ogre as long as your winning. O is borderline mentally handicapped (and that's not really joking). When we were winning, that was fine. Not real funny when the winning stopped.

but what you cannot be is a condescending dickhead if you aren't bringing home titles. plain and simple.
Les and O were given more rope than Kelly because their personalities were a lot easier to tolerate.
Kelly treated everyone like they were beneath him. And if you're going to act like that, you better bring home Nick Saban level results.

When you lose to Vandy (first time since 1990 we've lost to them). When you lose at home to A&M (first time that's happened since '94), you need to have SOME sort of redeeming quality. Kelly has none of those.
and just like the last guy to lose a game to Vandy, or the last guy to lose at home to A&M, Kelly will not be coaching LSU the following season.
Kelly spent his time at Cincinnati pissing and moaning about Ohio State to the media. He was smart enough to butter up to the HS coaches in the Cincinnati area and then convinced local kids who would have ridden the pine for 2 or 3 years at a level 1 school to stay home and start. He got butts into the stands at Nippert by creating local heroes. And then, at the pinnacle of his sucess, he said one thing on Friday and, "Kiss my ass, enjoy YOUR bowl game, my ass is headed to South Bend," on Monday. Self-centered, ego-driven, asshole pretty much sums it up.
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Login to view embedded media Patricia has to be salivating watching this
Christ. Thanks for letting them off the hook, NCAA....so we can listen to their idiot fans vaguely suggest maybe everybody else is cheating now that they suck again.
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Maybe time to use the regular season extra innings ghost runner on 2B in post season?
Man I dunno.....an entire game of scoreless baseball since the 7th inning does have it's charm. Fouled off pitches are my jam.

Lucky for me, I didn't watch any of the scoring. I turned it on after the wife went to bed in.
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You would think a game with stakes this big would be fun to carry this late into extras. I remember watching the 5 OT Penguins/Flyers game in my dorm room hanging on every pass and shot.

This is the opposite of that. This is just annoying.

Maybe time to use the regular season extra innings ghost runner on 2B in post season?
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Would you be shocked if Hairball threatened litigation against NCAA to get his show cause lifted? And if he does do that, how shocked would you be if the NCAA caved and let him take one of those jobs?
Hairball has no desire to ever return to college. He scratched his itch, crossed off his CFB goals. He needed cheating to do it, but he has nothing more to prove in college. He wants to one up his bro now and win a Super bowl
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