Jagdaddy said:

I assume you meant “guy”, and my “tribe” is catching enough crap from across the political spectrum that I’m trying not to be too amused by the typo.

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I made a tongue in cheek comment about being an ordinary average goy. No harm intended.

Buckeneye said:

Otherwise I fear you're just "the average goy".

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I assume you meant “guy”, and my “tribe” is catching enough crap from across the political spectrum that I’m trying not to be too amused by the typo.

Fungo Squiggly said:

You don't understand, man. He worked retail for all of 6 years dealing with black ghetto crowds. 6 years! He's basically a war vet. Honestly, I don't know why hasn't gotten the congressional medal of honor yet.

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Truth!

brodybuck21 said:

Lost 8-6. Face Rutgers at 2pm in an elimination game

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Giving them 5 outs in the top of the 9th was not helpful.

DubCoffman62 said:

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eVIdEnTS!

Buckeneye said:

Fuck outta here with your "trenches" nonsense Making it sound like you were a combat vet in Fallujah.

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You don't understand, man. He worked retail for all of 6 years dealing with black ghetto crowds. 6 years! He's basically a war vet. Honestly, I don't know why hasn't gotten the congressional medal of honor yet.

DubCoffman62 said:

I going to explain this to you as objectively as I can without prejudice. The two things that mammals possess that sets us apart from other creatures are intelligence and consciousness. Some have more than others. An example. A monkey has a level of intelligence high enough that you can teach it to preform certain tasks. The one thing you can't teach a monkey is that it's wrong to steal. It doesn't have the necessary level of consciousness to comprehend certain morals, right and wrong. The only way you can prevent a monkey from stealing is through consequences. You attach an electrical current to an object, the monkey touches it, gets shocked and won't touch it again. The monkey doesn't learn a moral lesson here, it just learns that there's a consequence for touching this object. If other objects are not electrified he will steal those objects because there's no consequence. People too have various levels of consequences. I'm not just talking about blacks in case that's what you're thinking, there's people of all races that lack functional levels of consciousness to participate in a high trust society. People of higher consciousness don't need to be told that stealing is wrong. In most Asian countries you can be in a coffee shop with your phone and laptop, go to the bathroom and leave them unattended and there's a 100% chance that when you come back they'll still be there. In societies of low consciousness those are gone in 60 seconds. People without high levels of consciousness steal impulsively. They don't steal out of need, they steal because they can. People steal Amazon packages that are sitting outside the door and they don't even know what they contain. All they see is an easy mark. Now imagine having to manage a business and these are the only people that you can hire. Until you've dealt with this element of society there's no way that you can comprehend it. Go get a job managing a corner store in the hood for about a month and get back to me after your first inventory.

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To quote you "holy wall o text"

Yeah, I'm not reading that.

pnuts34 said:

I've looked up every recruiting site, and I'm still utterly stunned. He's going against guys 20+lbs bigger than him at times!

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Forget the weight, There are no 6-4 tackles any more at elite levels.

6-4 240 is LB size man, there is no way that guy can physically play tackle at OSU levels. The measurements have to be wrong.

Buckeneye said:

Fuck outta here with your "trenches" nonsense Making it sound like you were a combat vet in Fallujah.

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I going to explain this to you as objectively as I can without prejudice. The two things that mammals possess that sets us apart from other creatures are intelligence and consciousness. Some have more than others. An example. A monkey has a level of intelligence high enough that you can teach it to preform certain tasks. The one thing you can't teach a monkey is that it's wrong to steal. It doesn't have the necessary level of consciousness to comprehend certain morals, right and wrong. The only way you can prevent a monkey from stealing is through consequences. You attach an electrical current to an object, the monkey touches it, gets shocked and won't touch it again. The monkey doesn't learn a moral lesson here, it just learns that there's a consequence for touching this object. If other objects are not electrified he will steal those objects because there's no consequence. People too have various levels of consequences. I'm not just talking about blacks in case that's what you're thinking, there's people of all races that lack functional levels of consciousness to participate in a high trust society. People of higher consciousness don't need to be told that stealing is wrong. In most Asian countries you can be in a coffee shop with your phone and laptop, go to the bathroom and leave them unattended and there's a 100% chance that when you come back they'll still be there. In societies of low consciousness those are gone in 60 seconds. People without high levels of consciousness steal impulsively. They don't steal out of need, they steal because they can. People steal Amazon packages that are sitting outside the door and they don't even know what they contain. All they see is an easy mark. Now imagine having to manage a business and these are the only people that you can hire. Until you've dealt with this element of society there's no way that you can comprehend it. Go get a job managing a corner store in the hood for about a month and get back to me after your first inventory.

Lost 8-6. Face Rutgers at 2pm in an elimination game

DubCoffman62 said:

Get back to me when you've done your tour in the trenches. I've seen things that can't be unseen. I'm talking Saw level shit here.

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Fuck outta here with your "trenches" nonsense Making it sound like you were a combat vet in Fallujah.

Zurp said:

This happens all the time with me. Maybe not 4 feet, but it's gotta be at least 4 feet. The dock on the back of the building is 3-4 feet up. There're stairs at the one end. but of course, I want to go in the door that's at the other end. I can either walk around or jump down. I think I jumped down once or twice with no casualties. But I probably shouldn't do it, anymore.

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Last month I walked into a freezer that had thawed and frozen, the floor was like a skating rink. I had stepped onto a pallet and as I stepped off my feet came out from under me and I landed like Charlie Brown after Lucy snatches the football. Not only did it knock the wind out of me but the shock was so bad that I couldn't even move for like 30 seconds. The back of my head hit the floor and made a terrible sound. I thought that I was finished. I managed to get up and walk out. I got checked out, my head was fine, didn't even get a headache afterward which was miraculous considering how it hit the concrete floor. In fact I think I may have cracked the floor with my hard head. The only injury that I sustained was a bruised tail bone which was annoying for about two weeks but healed.

Buckeneye said:

We have different baselines for "functional" then.



Sounds like you need therapy.




This is where your supposed intellect should trump your knee-jerk emotional response. Which, using your own words, mentality and sentiments against you, is something overwhelmingly a woman does. (I.E. effeminate)

Perhaps exercise the dexterity on some of that 117, Chief. Apply it situationally like any sound mind should.

Otherwise I fear you're just "the average goy".

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Get back to me when you've done your tour in the trenches. I've seen things that can't be unseen. I'm talking Saw level shit here.

Michigan Stadium snow stunt, explained by the student behind it​

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Jeffrey Moody watched as Michigan Stadium turned into a late-November snow globe, noticing as those walking on the turf left footprints behind.


That’s when Moody turned to his coach, Ray Sharp.


“Hey, can I go cross out the ‘M’ in the end zone?” he asked, sneaking in words through his role as Ohio State mascot Brutus Buckeye.


Sharp — who, Moody later learned, had thought he was simply being asked if Brutus could go on the field — answered in the affirmative.


Moody jumped on the opportunity, dragging Brutus Buckeye’s feet in diagonal lines through the snow and amplifying a tradition Ohio Statebrought from Columbus to The Big House for the 2025 edition of the storied football rivalry.


He crossed out the “M” in Michigan, before using the same technique to draw script Ohio, expecting jeers to fill the snowy air or tall boys to be thrown his way.


Instead, he didn’t see or hear much reaction.


“I just thought no one saw that I did it,” Moody told cleveland.com last week after graduating and publicly revealing his identity as a Brutus.

A later visit from Fox studio host Rob Stone, who showed a clip of his network airing what Brutus did, debunked Moody’s theory.


Everyone had seen his antics, from the camera crew displaying it on national airwaves to the avalanche of reporters in the press box reaching for their phones. It instantly became a viral moment.


Moody, as someone with access to Brutus Buckeye’s Instagram account, saw the flood of notifications when he got onto OSU’s bus after the win. The buzz extended to his personal life, where those who knew he was behind the mascot head filled his phone with messages and calls.


“Are you going to get expelled from Ohio State?” his grandmother asked.


As he sifted through the mayhem, he saw a screengrab of the moment already being sold on T-shirts — a glimpse into the magnitude of what he had just done.


The Ohio State–Michigan rivalry is about iconic moments from legendary figures. It produces snapshots that hang on walls overlooking dining room tables. It etches names into history, from Woody Hayes to Jeremiah Smith and Bo Schembechler to Aidan Hutchinson.

But the newest photo plastered on shirts, social media posts and basement walls didn’t come from a former five-star prospect or an immortalized coach. It came from a Fredericktown, Ohio, native who lived out a dream while unknowingly, and secretly, cementing himself in The Game’s lore.

Life as Ohio State’s Spider-Man​

Moody was intrigued by the secret life of Brutus, but he never envisioned becoming the student with an iconic mascot head hiding under the bed in his dorm.



He is a fourth-generation Buckeye, one born into passionate fandom, who started his time as a student at Ohio State’s Mansfield campus.



“I wanted to stay close to home, go to a small school,” Moody said.



It wasn’t until he saw an Instagram ad for Brutus Buckeye tryouts that his move to Columbus started to come together.


Moody remembers sitting in elementary school, wondering to himself, “That’d be so cool to be Brutus.” However, a sixth-grade teacher once mentioned that Ohio State recruited people into the Brutus role, looking particularly at students who had worked as mascots in high school.

When he saw open tryouts, his interest resurfaced. Moody drove from Mansfield to Columbus for tryouts during his freshman year, sometimes asking his professors to let him leave class early. He made the team April 24, 2023, spent the summer working various Brutus events and moved to Columbus for his new double life.



“I feel like I’m basically Spider-Man, right?” Moody said with a laugh, his tone portraying the bewilderment that still comes with getting the role. “You have this whole secret identity. I’m struggling with school. I’m just, on the outside, this broke, struggling college student, but on the inside I’m like this celebrity that everyone knows.”



Moody once made an on-campus appearance as Brutus and, while in costume, spotted a classmate. Thirty minutes later, they worked together on a group project.



He’s taken photos with longtime friends, including a peer from his hometown who he’d known since they were 6. Under the mascot head, he’s smiling, knowing how funny the picture will be when the unveiling happens.



Some people around him started to catch on, referring to Moody as Brutus when he’d walk into church. But Moody would stand tall, telling them he’s on the cheer team. They just didn’t see him because he was working through a back injury.



“I did have a little tweak,” Moody said. “I just may have let them think it was more extensive than it was.”

DubCoffman62 said:

A year ago I was a split second away from jumping off of a container four feet off of the ground as if I was still 18. Luckily I suddenly remembered that I'm no longer 18.

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This happens all the time with me. Maybe not 4 feet, but it's gotta be at least 4 feet. The dock on the back of the building is 3-4 feet up. There're stairs at the one end. but of course, I want to go in the door that's at the other end. I can either walk around or jump down. I think I jumped down once or twice with no casualties. But I probably shouldn't do it, anymore.

The Reds are like your high school team where you have 1 good pitcher in Burns and then it's you gotta battle

NJ-Buckeye said:

Harden should be investigated for bribes.. No one is that abysmal on BOTH sides of the court unless they're throwing the game.
Didn't make a shot or a pass when it counted.. And Brunson was salivating when Harden was defending him..
Not sure I've ever seen a more intense disintegration in the end of a game

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“He’s gotta watch the film”

ESPN headline: “Atkinson defends keeping timeouts as Cavs folded”

So not only is he inept, he also doubled down. Brilliant.

DubCoffman62 said:

But functional.

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We have different baselines for "functional" then.

DubCoffman62 said:

it's triggers a trauma inside of me

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Sounds like you need therapy.

DubCoffman62 said:

because not only does it seem credible

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This is where your supposed intellect should trump your knee-jerk emotional response. Which, using your own words, mentality and sentiments against you, is something overwhelmingly a woman does. (I.E. effeminate)

Perhaps exercise the dexterity on some of that 117, Chief. Apply it situationally like any sound mind should.

Otherwise I fear you're just "the average goy".