BuckyKatt said:

Wait.....is a goof dick better or worse than a shitgibbon...?

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Better...goof dick > cocksmack > shitgiibbon

BuckeyeNation27 said:

Goof dick is underrated as hell

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Wait.....is a goof dick better or worse than a shitgibbon...?

zbuck said:

Not sure what's worst .... Being racked over coals or being raped over at Kohls.

Go War Eagle !! You bunch of dumb fucks ....

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Must have been a Ped State fan who wrote that.

BUCKYLE said:

I've been verbally abused at Sears. The stand alone in Heath was closing to reopen in the mall and I worked there loading those build your own swingsets into people's vehicles and this dude called me a goof dick.

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That sounds gigglefuck adjacent.

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Bestbuck36 said:

Especially in a game where both teams were raking. That doesn't usually bode well for the Reds.

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It's because I bet the under.

Fuck Schwarber. He's lucky he wasn't thrown out at 1st base on his double. butthole. Play the game.

Hey Noelvi, it's no use running the ball toward first base when you can just throw it there to get the out.

Goof dick is underrated as hell

Welcome to the Buckeye Family, JJ!!

NJ-Buckeye said:

Oh no.. not a goof dick.

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This was early days of the web. We didn't know all the regional slang from outside our area. That "goof dick" was a precision strike. I was a goof dick. Just hadn't been nailed by a semi-stranger like that yet. Shit now days a 9 year old Singaporean orphan can use the spare change he collected on a street corner to play Counterstrike in an internet cafe and eviscerate you with a "Eat shit goondu" and you're googling your own funeral in the blink of an eye. Shit felt futuristic. No one in Ohio had used goof dick in 1997.

pnuts34 said:

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Mike Leach would tell them to take their money and spend it on their fat little girlfriends

Bestbuck36 said:

Especially in a game where both teams were raking. That doesn't usually bode well for the Reds.

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Exactly

brodybuck21 said:

Winning in Philly after getting down 3-0 is pretty impressive

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Especially in a game where both teams were raking. That doesn't usually bode well for the Reds.