SURELY, YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS. I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

Maryland and Rutgers have reached rock bottom.

The Baltimore Sun’s Michael Howes reported Monday that tickets for Maryland’s Oct. 17 home game against Rutgers are selling for $1.

Yes, that’s one dollar (plus fee-fi-fo-fum fees).


Four quarters.

Ten dimes.

Twenty nickels.

One hundred pennies.

I went to Worthington Kilbourne High School, and I’ve been back to a few games over the years. Adult tickets cost $10 — that is, 10x more than the cost to watch two Power Four, Big Ten teams play in a 46,000-seat stadium.

That may be the most absurd sentence I have ever written in the Skull Session.

No, that is the most absurd sentence I have ever written in the Skull Session.

Bestbuck36 said:

Cubs getting waxed doesn't hurt my feelings

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Fly that freaking L! SD has to kill them tonight bc if Chic pulls this one out theyll win game 3.

He just needed a step down in competition...

Thump said:

I spent a weekend there one night……..

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ask your mom how she made that extra $9 that weekend.

Minny

They won’t win but Fuck *ichigan anyway.

Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:

Sorry...

Did you edit your post to clarify why you were at Hooters?

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Cans….

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Couldn't have said it better, a change of scenery was needed for the big fella.

AKAK said:

I met him at a Hooters in St Louis.

Edit: it was attached to that hotel complex train station mall thing. So like if you wanted a beer or whatever it was like rhe only bar

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Sorry...

Did you edit your post to clarify why you were at Hooters?

Gunlife said:

21-17 good guys win. Short physical game, but 4 and Sayin make just enough magic happen to pull it out.

This is just a bad matchup for OSU. They obviously have a lot more talent on paper, but Iowas strength are perfect for OSUs biggest weaknesses.

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42-17 Ohio State

Illinois showed a scheme and discipline issue that will be corrected. Their defense will not be able to stop the offense, especially in the 2nd half.

Gunlife said:

21-17 good guys win. Short physical game, but 4 and Sayin make just enough magic happen to pull it out.

This is just a bad matchup for OSU. They obviously have a lot more talent on paper, but Iowas strength are perfect for OSUs biggest weaknesses.

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I feel like the current spread seems appropriate, but I can see it closer. Yours is uncomfortably close. Yikes

Gunlife said:

This is just a bad matchup for OSU. They obviously have a lot more talent on paper, but Iowas strength are perfect for OSUs biggest weaknesses.

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Not so sure about that. They don't blitz much and Sayin will carve them up if they don't get pressure. On offense, they're physical but not deceptive so I expect much better assignment football from the OSU D than last week. If OSU does get run over, then we know our defensive problems are bigger than just inexperience and some communication issues, but I suspect we'll look a lot better on D than many expect.

Cubs getting waxed doesn't hurt my feelings

osuvictory1 said:

Score predictions?

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21-17 good guys win. Short physical game, but 4 and Sayin make just enough magic happen to pull it out.

This is just a bad matchup for OSU. They obviously have a lot more talent on paper, but Iowas strengths are perfect for OSUs biggest weaknesses.

AKAK said:

I met him at a Hooters in St Louis.

Edit: it was attached to that hotel complex train station mall thing. So like if you wanted a beer or whatever it was like rhe only bar

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It's all good man. We don't kink shame here.

AKAK said:

I met him at a Hooters in St Louis.

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I spent a weekend there one night……..

BuckeyeNation27 said:

RIP Mr Belding

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I met him at a Hooters in St Louis.

Edit: it was attached to that hotel complex train station mall thing. So like if you wanted a beer or whatever it was like rhe only bar

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Too big to punish.

Between Cornell and USC, it’s not been a good news cycle for schools with a capital C in their name.

osuvictory1 said:

Hey part of me is with you, but modern college football ( which kind of sucks) leads to some degree of practicality.

I am not out there pumping all over social media "free bey" or whatever the f that is. That is not me.

There needs to be a practical middle ground. How does a coach keep discipline, while handling the modern rules of CFB. I see what is going on at USC, Scum and SC. Nobody wants that.

But..... nobody wants Clemson either.

Day can take some risks some time. I think he is trying more than ever, and expect the kid to get a play here or there.

OSU needs him next year, with JJ leaving.

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Very well said. Agree.