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Cleveland Browns (Factory of Sadness)

So the offense was all kinds of ass in the second half…then put together a GW drive. The kicker channeled Phil Dawson. The defense gave up 2 scores but stopped a 2-point try. I don’t know what to make of this team realistically…but they have a weaker schedule and winning is sure a hell of a lot better than losing.
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Cleveland Browns (Factory of Sadness)

Suck it, Squealers
I know every fanbase has their assholes, and I'll choose to believe that the Steelers have the same proportion as all the others. So it's probably just that I'm a Browns fan and notice the assholes more. But Cripes - this kind of game couldn't have happened to a better fanbase.
Terrible Towels. No one cares that you brought your own napkin to the football game.
Mike Tomlin. There's no good guy on that topic. One, you fire him because he only makes the playoff every year and only wins the Super Bowl once. But on the other hand, he's a whiny bitch-ass bitch. Get off the field if you aren't trying to trip the opponent.
What's with Watt getting on the headset and yelling at the DC? Get your cornhole back on the bench and order me some popcorn. Whiny bitch-ass bitch. Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit try to make it sound like he's so awesome for doing it. No - he's a blowhard fuckfuck with a fuckhole for a face.
Remember when he went in the media crying because Garrett broke his record for sacks in a season, saying that it's in 17 games? Then someone brought up that Garrett got 23.0 sacks in 540 plays (23.4 plays per sack), and Watt got 22.5 sacks in 758 plays in 2021 (33.7 plays per sack). Don't give me this garbage that Garrett got more chances, whiny bitch-ass bitch.
I used to like Aaron Rodgers. Then he became a whiny bitch-ass bitch. Then he left Green Bay, and ended up in Pittsburgh. Good. You can go be a whiny bitch-ass bitch in the circle-jerk.

Game Thread tOSU at Iowa, Sat. Oct. 3rd, 3:30 pm ET, CBS

Not particularly special and stats don't tell the whole story. Jakobi is averaging 6.6, fyi
But what’s the exact bitch about Bo? Is he missing holes, screwing up in pass protection or?

I know Jacobi is averaging 6.7 and I think he’s more physical than Bo. Neither of them are Trey.
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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

You’re forgetting how bad they were in Hairball’s first five seasons.
You could probably say 6 seasons.
Which was actually much better than they were the 7 years before Hairball got there.

2008 3-9
2009 5-7
2010 7-6 (RRod = 15-22 = 0.405)

2011 11-2
2012 8-5
2013 7-6
2014 5-7 (Hoke = 31-20 = 0.608)

2015 10-3
2016 10-3
2017 8-5
2018 10-3
2019 9-4
2020 2-4 (Hairball's first 6 seasons = 49-22 = 0.690

2021-2023 45-3 = 0.938 (Yeah, nothing to see here)

2024 8-5
2025 9-4 (17-9 = 0.654)
Sherrone Moore and now probably Whittingham have them back in the early Hairball seasons.
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