But then, if we're expanding to 3:
1. Big Game James will find a way to blow a close game he absolutely should have won
2. Derpstreit will invoke Lee Corso and a dog and cry each time, then lash out at people who question his sincerity and prove their point for them
3. dUMb fans will pretend like they did nothing wrong and claim it is sour grapes that roll off their back when anyone says otherwise, while at the same time taking wholistic offense to every person who makes any kind of comment even indirectly questioning their program or their title and lashing out at each of those people with personal insults and "education smack" that makes them by far the most insufferable fucksmurfs on earth.
What do I win?