You're a hipster if.....

[matcar]

That Quiz is bunk.

I wear black rimmed glasses (when I am not wearing my contacts), but only because they are cheap (about $40 total including shipping) and I tend to break/lose them often.

I like PBR now and then because it is decent tasting (to me) and it is cheap.

I kind of collect guitars (although that has proven to be very expensive ).

I have an iPhone because that is what work gave me to use.

I have a full beard, so ergo I have a mustache and I do groom well.

I am not even remotely close to being a "hipster".

Hipster in denial. So sad.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Is looking up a hipster quiz a hipster tendency? Hell I don't know what hipster tendencies are?

Anyway - I scored a 0, Thank God

http://truegritink.com/blog/take-our-hipster-quiz/

I got a 1 1/2. Yes on the vinyl appreciation, but I'm old enough to have actually purchased vinyl pre-CD, so I think I get a frickin' pass. Yes on the PBR (though I'll grab Hamm's or Schlitz if it's available), but as noted earlier, PBR is no longer a hipster thing and is back to being a cheap beer thing.

 

[buxfan4life]

Hipster in denial. So sad.

If you knew me, you would LULZ at that statement til your stomach hurt.

 

[Thump]

I got a 0.

 

[Thump]

........you wear a scarf inside a coffee shop while using your Apple laptop.

 

[Taosman]

There was I think a thread about " Stuff White People Like".
THAT was funny!

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

 

[Mike80]

That's racist Taos.

 

[BayBuck]

That's racist Taos.

Taos doesn't see races, only colors... lots and lots of pretty colors.

 

[Chester Arthur]

Does listening to Mitch Hedberg count as a hipster tendency? I feel like it should but in my defense I liked him before he overdosed on heroin and cocaine.

Sounds like my kind of dude.

 

[Chester Arthur]

Taos doesn't see races, only colors... lots and lots of pretty colors.

Sounds like my kind of dude

 

[NFBuck]

Sounds like my kind of dude

^ Hipster doofus.

 

[Samuel Tilden]

Sounds like my kind of dude.

Sounds like my kind of dude

Always had a hunch you were into dudes.

 

[Chester Arthur]

Always had a hunch you were into dudes.

Just cause she enjoys a good cigar, don't make her a dude, Sammy...

 

[scooter1369]

Just cause she enjoys a good cigar, don't make her a dude, Sammy...

umm... don't light that "cigar"

 

[Jagdaddy]

About 2 on the scale. 1 for having a history degree and 1/2 each for owning a Mac (but not much other Apple stuff) and generally liking, but not being obsessed by (or as ORD points out spending good bottle of wine prices for), micobrews.

I am surprised that a bunch more foodie stuff isn't seen as a marker (i.e., bacon in/on everything including doughnuts and infused bourbon drinks; local and/or microdistillery spirits . . .)

Another good marker is seeking out opportunities to participate in the "sharing economy" (car and bike sharing, Air B and B . . .)