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You're a hipster if.....

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Thump said:
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Spit roast all the groundhogs you kill, sell em out of a food truck called "2/2" (or if you really want to push it "Tu Tu" w/ a cartoon logo of a ballerina groundhog) for $12.99 (comes with a side of organic rutabaga "tots" and a Sriracha-based "secret" sauce) to the swarms of hipsters moving into a redeveloping industrial mixed-use area and that score will pop right up: Especially if you play 60s Motown on vinyl from the truck's speakers, wear a Mexican wrestler's mask to hide your true identity, and also serve kopi luwak (civet cat) coffee from a science lab ultra-slow drip brewing system for $8.99 per 4 oz. cup.
 
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I'm posting this using my Mac, sitting in a coffee shop in a trendy neighborhood after spending an hour at an independent record store.

Anybody who wants to punch me in the face can come and find me.
 
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wadc45 said:
Does listening to Mitch Hedberg count as a hipster tendency? I feel like it should but in my defense I liked him before he overdosed on heroin and cocaine.
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Wow. Misread that the first time and thought you said you liked him before you overdosed on heroin and cocaine.

I'm not sure it reads all that differently my way, though, come to think of it.

Love this thread. Reading it while drinking a solid west coast IPA, smoking a clove cig, and laundering my basketful of plaid flannels.
 
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