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You're a hipster if.....

I turned their safe search feature off once. I was obviously looking forward to seeing random boobs during otherwise non-boob related image searches.

It's been seven years since I gouged my own eyes out with two tablespoons. It's better this way.
 
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...you refer to yourself as a lumbersexual.

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I remember when Pabst was a beer for getting drunk cheap, then it became cool because it wasn't, now it isn't because it is, so does that mean it is because it isn't?
The marketing trick of having every dive restaurant offer $1 cans of PBR has brought back "users" in droves. Smart tactic.

I remember many a keg of PBR at the fire station back in the late 80s. Good times.
 
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I am going to love this thread.

Are you wearing sunglasses inside?
Do you drink artisan root beer?
Are your skinny jeans two sizes two small?
Do you own any clothing depicting Bill Murray?
Do you roll your own cigarettes or smoke a pipe?
Are you taking banjo lessons?
Do you have an Instagram account for a pet?
Have you visited the Museum of Spam [according to Patton Oswalt]?

 
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