You're a hipster if.....

[Thump]

....you take pictures of your meals and post them on the internet.

 

[Deety]

I don't always consider a funny edit to one of Thump's posts, but when I do, the Google Image search scars me for life.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I turned their safe search feature off once. I was obviously looking forward to seeing random boobs during otherwise non-boob related image searches.

It's been seven years since I gouged my own eyes out with two tablespoons. It's better this way.

 

[BUCKYLE]

You're only a true hipster if you took photos of your meals and posted them to the internet before it was cool.

 

[Taosman]

Judgmental Scarf Kitty


Wishes you would take the Tap Water Project more seriously.

 

[The KSB]

I remember when Pabst was a beer for getting drunk cheap, then it became cool because it wasn't, now it isn't because it is, so does that mean it is because it isn't?

 

[Mike80]

I remember when Pabst was a beer for getting drunk cheap, then it became cool because it wasn't, now it isn't because it is, so does that mean it is because it isn't?

Just thinking about PBR brings back half-remembered bad memories

 

[buckeyegrad]

...you refer to yourself as a lumbersexual.

 

[jlb1705]

Where do all of you source your conflict-free quinoa?

 

[The KSB]

Where do all of you source your conflict-free quinoa?

I had to google quinoa.

 

[matcar]

I remember when Pabst was a beer for getting drunk cheap, then it became cool because it wasn't, now it isn't because it is, so does that mean it is because it isn't?

The marketing trick of having every dive restaurant offer $1 cans of PBR has brought back "users" in droves. Smart tactic.

I remember many a keg of PBR at the fire station back in the late 80s. Good times.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

When you have a family guy character as your avatar.

 

[wadc45]

I am going to love this thread.

Are you wearing sunglasses inside?
Do you drink artisan root beer?
Are your skinny jeans two sizes two small?
Do you own any clothing depicting Bill Murray?
Do you roll your own cigarettes or smoke a pipe?
Are you taking banjo lessons?
Do you have an Instagram account for a pet?
Have you visited the Museum of Spam [according to Patton Oswalt]?

 

[BUCKYLE]

When you have a family guy character as your avatar.

Fuck. The Simpson's were cool before Family Guy. I'm an uber hipster.

If you use the word "uber".

 

[jlb1705]

Fuck. The Simpson's were cool before Family Guy. I'm an uber hipster.

If you use the word "uber".

More like if you ride in an Uber.