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You're a hipster if.....

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Got zero on the test. Probably a negative score since I had to google several things. But I'm sitting here with beard and crazy hair because I'm too cool to groom (been meaning to get a haircut). Have owned flannels since the 80's. Was into Janes Addiction and threesomes before they were cool. Built an underground party garage that no one knows about and drink here by myself. I am a hipster maybe...But I'm too old to be a hipster. My step kid is a hipster. He has a greasy Beatles hairdo and only knows 2 guitar chords because that's all I've fucking taught him. When he's looking the other way, I tackle him and tickle him until he pisses his skinny jeans. Yeah, he's a tough guy and too cool for school, until I ground him for shitty grades. Then he begs for my step dad mercy, lol...Fucking hipsters, I don't even know what 'fucking hipsters' means, but I was a hipster before hipsters were born.
 
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