You're a hipster if.....

[Thump]

I don't oil my beard. I only groom it when a stray hair starts growing into my mouth/nose/eye. "Grooming" consists of cutting the offending hair with my box cutter in the bathroom at work.

Hipster.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Hipster.

I've said it before. I had a beard before it was cool. I'm not a hipster.

 

[Thump]

I've said it before. I had a beard before it was cool. I'm not a hipster.

You're "hipster" patient 0.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I started the whole movement?
I should be executed.

 

[jlb1705]

I don't oil my beard. I only groom it when a stray hair starts growing into my mouth/nose/eye. "Grooming" consists of cutting the offending hair with my box cutter in the bathroom at work.

Using only the finest Italian box cutter, I imagine.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Using only the finest Italian box cutter, I imagine.

Nope. Just a regular old AMERICAN box cutter. The metal for the blades was mined by children in Peru. The plastic was made in China. Assembled in Taiwan.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Is looking up a hipster quiz a hipster tendency? Hell I don't know what hipster tendencies are?

Anyway - I scored a 0, Thank God

http://truegritink.com/blog/take-our-hipster-quiz/

I scored a goose egg on that bad bay. I had to look up Toms.

“We were getting arrested wayyyyy before the Lions started doing it.”


“Having a head coach is for sellouts.”


http://notsportscenter.com/what-all-32-nfl-logos-would-look-like-as-hipsters/3/

 

[NFBuck]

Is looking up a hipster quiz a hipster tendency? Hell I don't know what hipster tendencies are?

Anyway - I scored a 0, Thank God

http://truegritink.com/blog/take-our-hipster-quiz/

I am a Mac guy, have black rimmed glasses, like microbrews, and own/play a mandolin. Fuck me, that's too close for comfort.

 

[MaxBuck]

I am a Mac guy, have black rimmed glasses, like microbrews, and own/play a mandolin. Fuck me, that's too close for comfort.

So, I guess your house has no mirrors.

 

[Saw31]

I am a Mac guy, have black rimmed glasses, like microbrews, and own/play a mandolin. Fuck me, that's too close for comfort.

You're a weatherman. Weather is too mainstream...

 

[Saw31]

Got zero on the test. Probably a negative score since I had to google several things. But I'm sitting here with beard and crazy hair because I'm too cool to groom (been meaning to get a haircut). Have owned flannels since the 80's. Was into Janes Addiction and threesomes before they were cool. Built an underground party garage that no one knows about and drink here by myself. I am a hipster maybe...But I'm too old to be a hipster. My step kid is a hipster. He has a greasy Beatles hairdo and only knows 2 guitar chords because that's all I've fucking taught him. When he's looking the other way, I tackle him and tickle him until he pisses his skinny jeans. Yeah, he's a tough guy and too cool for school, until I ground him for shitty grades. Then he begs for my step dad mercy, lol...Fucking hipsters, I don't even know what 'fucking hipsters' means, but I was a hipster before hipsters were born.

 

[Saw31]

The step kid is gonna find out how cool it is to be a don't care about shit hipster when he wants to get his drivers license in a couple months. LOL. Step Dad is gonna be a hipster bummer...

 

[Saw31]

I'm gonna steal his fedora so I can look like Earle Bruce. Fuck Yeah!

 

[Jagdaddy]

Was into Janes Addiction and threesomes before they were cool.

When were threesomes not cool?

 

[Mike80]

When were threesomes not cool?

1952?