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Yertle said:
1. Would you give up football for 5 years for $250,000? No watching, reading, SportCenter - NOTHING. Also, when it's all over with, you're not allowed to watch tapes of the older games.

What if going into it, you were told that the Buckeyes would win 2 NC's during that 5 year span?

2. Would you rather lose your left hand or left eye?

3. Would you rather have a 4,000 sq. ft. house but you drive a Yugo, or a 1,500 sq. ft. house with a Jaguar?

4. Would you rather spend 2 years on the space station or 1 year in a medium security prison?
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1. For $50K/year? No way.
2. Left eye
3. 1500 and a Jag.
4. Space station
 
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1. No. Too much fun. :)

2. Left eye. Redundancy is more important in hands.

3. 1,500 sq. ft. house with a Jaguar, but if it's in the shop as much as the one we used to have at the dealership, I would trade it.

4. Space station. Space is cool.
 
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1. For $250,000, football is gone. In fact, I'll throw in baseball for another $200,000; basketball for $75,000; hockey for $50,000; and soccer for $1.50. I would have so much free time I wouldn't even know what to do. I could learn to knit and then stab myself in the neck with the knitting needles.

2. Left hand. I don't use it for much anyways. Plus I could get a hook or something. I'd have to be careful, though. If my eye itched, I could end up with no hand and no eye.

3. House. If it came down to it, I could rent a couple of bedrooms to some drifters and buy a Jag with that money.

4. Prison. Can't beat free room and board.
 
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1. No way. The 2002 season is next to priceless to me. To have that 2 more times in the next 5 years would be too good to pass up.
2. Left hand; mine is only good for one thing. :biggrin:
3. 1500 and a Jag.
4. Space station, as long as I could watch football and log on to BP!
 
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Yertle said:
1. Would you give up football for 5 years for $250,000? No watching, reading, SportCenter - NOTHING. Also, when it's all over with, you're not allowed to watch tapes of the older games.

What if going into it, you were told that the Buckeyes would win 2 NC's during that 5 year span?
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Not even for INFINITY BILLION dollars.

Yertle said:
2. Would you rather lose your left hand or left eye?
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Eye. You only need one to watch tv. I can't play video games without my hand, though.

Yertle said:
3. Would you rather have a 4,000 sq. ft. house but you drive a Yugo, or a 1,500 sq. ft. house with a Jaguar?
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Big House/Suck Car.

Yertle said:
4. Would you rather spend 2 years on the space station or 1 year in a medium security prison?
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Do I get football in space? I choose space.

1. Would you rather get fired for doing your boss's wife or your boss's daughter?
2. Would you rather get a raise for doing your boss's wife or your boss's daughter?
3. Would you rather do your boss's wife or your boss's daughter?
4. Would you rather make every putt you ever attempt, but can only hit the ball a maximum of 150 yards, or drive it up to 350 yards, but you 3-putt every green?
5. Would you put face paint on your face that says "Go Blue" for a free ticket to an OSU-scUM game? You have to keep the paint on your face all game long, you may not alter the face-paint (for instance, no adding "to hell" in there), and you may not cover your face for the whole game. You also may not wear any clothes that show you rooting for Ohio State. You may, however, openly root for Ohio State (so you look like the idiot who can't figure out which team is which).
For you Michigan fans on this site, you have to wear "Go Bucks" on your face.
 
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1. My boss is a woman so I'll go with her daughter (she's hot too :) )

2. again... have to go with daughter

3. again... daughter

4. I'd have to go with making every putt.... if I went with 3 putting my game really wouldn't change :(

5. Hell Yeah. As long as the only thing was the paint and I didn't have to wear any scUM gear.
 
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Yertle said:
1. Would you give up football for 5 years for $250,000? No watching, reading, SportCenter - NOTHING. Also, when it's all over with, you're not allowed to watch tapes of the older games.

What if going into it, you were told that the Buckeyes would win 2 NC's during that 5 year span?

2. Would you rather lose your left hand or left eye?

3. Would you rather have a 4,000 sq. ft. house but you drive a Yugo, or a 1,500 sq. ft. house with a Jaguar?

4. Would you rather spend 2 years on the space station or 1 year in a medium security prison?
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1. Never
2. left hand
3. 4,000 sq. ft. house and the Yugo. I could care less about what car I drive as long as it gets me from point A to point B.
4. Do you get conjugal visits at a medium security prison? If so, I choose the one year there.
 
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Zurp said:
1. Would you rather get fired for doing your boss's wife or your boss's daughter?
2. Would you rather get a raise for doing your boss's wife or your boss's daughter?
3. Would you rather do your boss's wife or your boss's daughter?
4. Would you rather make every putt you ever attempt, but can only hit the ball a maximum of 150 yards, or drive it up to 350 yards, but you 3-putt every green?
5. Would you put face paint on your face that says "Go Blue" for a free ticket to an OSU-scUM game? You have to keep the paint on your face all game long, you may not alter the face-paint (for instance, no adding "to hell" in there), and you may not cover your face for the whole game. You also may not wear any clothes that show you rooting for Ohio State. You may, however, openly root for Ohio State (so you look like the idiot who can't figure out which team is which).
For you Michigan fans on this site, you have to wear "Go Bucks" on your face.
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1. My boss's daughter is only 2 years old, so definitely wife (although she isn't really hot either, so I guess neither).
2. See #1
3. See #1
4. Definitely putt. Par 3's would be a big enough bitch to make me quit the game.
5. Hell yeah.
 
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Zurp said:
1. Would you rather get fired for doing your boss's wife or your boss's daughter?
2. Would you rather get a raise for doing your boss's wife or your boss's daughter?
3. Would you rather do your boss's wife or your boss's daughter?
4. Would you rather make every putt you ever attempt, but can only hit the ball a maximum of 150 yards, or drive it up to 350 yards, but you 3-putt every green?
5. Would you put face paint on your face that says "Go Blue" for a free ticket to an OSU-scUM game? You have to keep the paint on your face all game long, you may not alter the face-paint (for instance, no adding "to hell" in there), and you may not cover your face for the whole game. You also may not wear any clothes that show you rooting for Ohio State. You may, however, openly root for Ohio State (so you look like the idiot who can't figure out which team is which).
For you Michigan fans on this site, you have to wear "Go Bucks" on your face.
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1. My boss only has two sons....and one ugly wife. I hate you. I guess I HAVE to pick wife.
2. Ditto.
3. I'd rather pull my pants down and dump on my desk. Is that a choice?
4. Power Drive!
5. Never! Just a free ticket - no frigging way!
 
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Yertle said:
1. Would you give up football for 5 years for $250,000? No watching, reading, SportCenter - NOTHING. Also, when it's all over with, you're not allowed to watch tapes of the older games.

What if going into it, you were told that the Buckeyes would win 2 NC's during that 5 year span?

2. Would you rather lose your left hand or left eye?

3. Would you rather have a 4,000 sq. ft. house but you drive a Yugo, or a 1,500 sq. ft. house with a Jaguar?

4. Would you rather spend 2 years on the space station or 1 year in a medium security prison?
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1. Couldn't miss the football at that price.
2. Left hand
3. House and Yugo. I'd sell the house, get a 3,000 sq.ft. house with a decent car.
4. Space station. Zero gravity sex (even by yourself) beats being a prison bitch

Zurp said:
4. Would you rather make every putt you ever attempt, but can only hit the ball a maximum of 150 yards, or drive it up to 350 yards, but you 3-putt every green?
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Can I use the putter on the tee?
 
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I'll take the football
left hand...by the time I die they'll be able to replace it
big house-shitty car, If the house is paid off I can afford a jag
deffinetly space


I work for my family so I have to rule out the first three q's
Make every putt
No fucking way will I ever wear anything, face paint or not that has to do with scUM. You can keep the ticket, besides I can drink beer where I'll be watching the game.
 
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