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Here is a question I heard discussed on the radio a couple of weeks ago:

How much is your left pinky finger worth to you? That is, how much would someone have to pay you to have your left pinky fingure cut off?

I'd start considering at $1/2 million you would definitely have me at $750,000.
 
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buckeyegrad said:
Here is a question I heard discussed on the radio a couple of weeks ago:

How much is your left pinky finger worth to you? That is, how much would someone have to pay you to have your left pinky fingure cut off?

I'd start considering at $1/2 million you would definitely have me at $750,000.
Lets just hope Bill Gates doesn't get a pinky fetish. How are they removing this? Just chop it or knock you out and do it? Think how hard it would be to hit q a and z
 
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exhawg said:
Lets just hope Bill Gates doesn't get a pinky fetish. How are they removing this? Just chop it or knock you out and do it? Think how hard it would be to hit q a and z
Chop it off with one quick stroke of a clean blade. Bandages and anything else to stop the bleeding and prevent infection are available.
 
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I'm glad to see this thread isn't dying. Yet.

Yertle said:
1. Would you cut your own left foot off with a hack saw for $10 million. No drugs. Just pain and blood.
No WAY!!! That's my favorite foot. That's the foot where my big toe can touch my 3rd toe. I might consider my right foot. But probably not.

Yertle said:
2. Would you tap Rosie O'Donnel every damn night for a month if you could get one night with each of the 2006 playmates?
Assuming no wives get pissed? I'd probably do it. I'd stick a pillowcase over her head and probably blindfold myself.

Yertle said:
3. Would you rather have the Buckeyes go 4-7 with a win over Michigan or 11-1 with a loss to scUM?
11-1. 4-7 means the Bucks lost to crap-hole teams. 11-1 means they probably go to a BCS bowl and beat someone good.

Yertle said:
4. Would you rather drink a bowl of Zurp's beer and Doritos vomit or let Thump kick you in the jimmy? Thump, since I doubt you can kick yourself in the squares, I'll do it for you.
First, YOU were the one who puked at my bachelor party. Baby. Second, my vomit isn't so bad. I'd choose that, since I'm scared of Thump. He calls me a homo every time I read one of his posts.

Yertle said:
5. If you could be the best pro athlete in any sport, which sport would it be?
Do I still have my foot? I might choose baseball, since they never do anything. They just sit around, and then the game is over and they go take a shower. I'd choose golf, though.

buckeyegrad said:
How much is your left pinky finger worth to you? That is, how much would someone have to pay you to have your left pinky fingure cut off?
Do we have a little guillotine set up? I'd take a $500,000, most likely.
 
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1. no fucking way. i would wanna be able to walk and enjoy the money.
2. yes. after abour the 4th or 5th time, youd be used to it.
3. 11-1 i dont wanna feel the hurt of a loss 7 times in a season.
4. kick me. the pain would go away in a few minutes.
5. Id like to say football, but id probably do golf considering it doesnt beat my body up, and id take a break from competition once i reach about 10 million dollars in earnings each year.



heres one..... would you rather have one testicle removed, or have your dick shrunk down to 1 1/2 inches? the testicle removing would be with some local anesthesia, still some pain but it would be numbed down some, but you would still have to watch them do it.
 
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ScarletBlood31 said:
1. no fucking way. i would wanna be able to walk and enjoy the money..
For 10 mil, you could get yourself a gold-plated prosthetic foot.
ScarletBlood31 said:
heres one..... would you rather have one testicle removed, or have your dick shrunk down to 1 1/2 inches? the testicle removing would be with some local anesthesia, still some pain but it would be numbed down some, but you would still have to watch them do it.
Give me them 1 1/2 inches....but what do you mean when you say "shrunk down"?
 
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scUM Buster said:
I already have a little weiner. I meant that "shrunk down'" was the wrong phrase for my case. :tongue2:
So you went to Korea, believing the myth about Asian men, thinking that you'd compare more favorably over there? How's that working out? :biggrin:
 
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