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BrutusMaximus said:
Ok so we have a gay male donkey with a bad case of the shits vs. Rosie on the rag.



That is a tough one.

Do we still get the million?......Does the shitty donkey kick?

Fuck it I'm still taking the donkey over rosie!

If you were really bombed and had no where else to stay(can't be outside)
Would you stay at the neverland ranch with michael or over at tibor's house( with the shity donkey)?
 
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Alright, I've got a new one.

Let's say you have a half hour left to be at work. You have to take a shit. Do you hold it in so you can shit at home, or just go shit at work?

Personally, I shit at work. I'd rather stink up the bathroom in the office, rather than stink up my house. Besides, for the 15 minutes or so that I'm in the bathroom, I'm not expected to be doing any work. Basically, I'm getting paid to shit.
 
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Zurp said:
Alright, I've got a new one.

Let's say you have a half hour left to be at work. You have to take a shit. Do you hold it in so you can shit at home, or just go shit at work?

Personally, I shit at work. I'd rather stink up the bathroom in the office, rather than stink up my house.
Definitely shit at work.

We have a men's staff restroom here and we always write bad stuff about each other's wives on the stall door for entertainment.

Shitting at work is encouraged at my place of employment.
 
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