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I'd rather have the big fat hairy guy shit on my leg, I don't think I'd give W a hummer on TV, and I'd rather be kicked in the nuts than eat a bunch of hair.

Really, though- if the Pres. Bush hummer thing was actually offered (to guys) I'd bet you'd get a fair number of people to do it.

This is one of my favorites:
Would you rather lick the rim of a public toilet, or thouroughly lick a cat's asshole?
 
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DEBuckeye said:
This is one of my favorites:
Would you rather lick the rim of a public toilet, or thouroughly lick a cat's asshole?
AWESOME!!! You might have to define "thoroughly" though, and you might have to show a picture of the public toilet. Like, is it at the bar at 3:00am, after 10 guys have pissed on it and puked on it? Or is it at an expensive restaurant where they do a pretty good job of keeping it clean?

If I have to play it blind, I think I'd choose the toilet. If I get to see the toilet and cat first, and the toilet was really bad, I might choose the cat.
 
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Zurp said:
If I have to play it blind, I think I'd choose the toilet. If I get to see the toilet and cat first, and the toilet was really bad, I might choose the cat.
He didn't clarify what kind of toilet it was so that's why I picked it. The worst you would get would be a little bit of ass sweat.

As far as the cat, now that I think about it, they lick their assholes quite a bit to keep them clean.

Nah, I'll still stick with the toilet seat after all.

BrutusMaximus said:
Definitely the cat's ass.........a cat's ass is MUCH cleaner than any toilet seat.
And how would you know this, speaking from experience?
 
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DEBuckeye said:
When I said lick the rim of a public toilet, I meant the rim of the bowl, not the seat.
Too late, you didn't distinguish soon enough.

How about this one, would you rather eat out Rosie O'Donnell during her time of the month or bang a donkey.
 
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DEBuckeye said:
I think Brutus is right about the cat's ass being cleaner than a public toilet.
I don't want to change my answer, because it feels too much like cheating. But you guys make a good point. I think what throws me off about the cat is the word "thoroughly." It sounds to me like I'd only have to make contact with the toilet with my tongue, whereas I have to get down and dirty with the cat.

How much whiskey do I get to have in me before/after I have to do either one? I'll probably want to be nice bombed before doing either one, and I'll probably not want to remember doing it later.

Thump said:
How about this one, would you rather eat out Rosie O'Donnell during her time of the month or bang a donkey.
OH MY GOD!!! That's the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! I'd rather bang the donkey!
 
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