Would you rather.....

[Yertle]

How much is your left pinky finger worth to you? That is, how much would someone have to pay you to have your left pinky fingure cut off?

I'd have a lot of trouble turning down $200,000.

Golf game still there - yes.
Nose picking finger still intact - yes.
"Up-yours, you fuck head" finger still intact - yes.
House payment - gone.

Yeah, $200,000 sounds good to me.

 

[ScarletBlood31]

I believe he was admitting to only 1 and a half inches before he went into the cold water.

yeah, thats standard, right?

 

[Yertle]

1. Would you rather tattoo "Go Blue" on your forehead or "I'm a HOMO"? You have to pick one of them. Otherwise, Deety gets to put a bullet in your head.

2. Would you tattoo "Go Blue" on your arm for $200,000?

3. Would you rather be Han Solo (great with chicks, but no powers) or Yoda (tons of powers, but a freak-show with the chicks)?

4. Would you take $10 million dollars if it guaranteed to take 5 years off of your life? The trick is that could mean you live to be 90 instead of 95, or 40 instead of 45....you don't know yet.

 

[scUM Buster]

1. Go Blue (I could always add a "^" between the Go and Blue...then "to hell" under it later)

2. Yes (see 1)

3. Han Solo

4. Keep your money...I'll live for 5 more years.

 

[exhawg]

1. Would you rather tattoo "Go Blue" on your forehead or "I'm a HOMO"? You have to pick one of them. Otherwise, Deety gets to put a bullet in your head.

homo, fuck SCum. At least you could say your friend did it to you when you were drunk.

2. Would you tattoo "Go Blue" on your arm for $200,000?

I'll take the money and wear sleeves

3. Would you rather be Han Solo (great with chicks, but no powers) or Yoda (tons of powers, but a freak-show with the chicks)?

Yoda can use the force to use Jedi mind tricks to get hot weak minded women to sleep with him. "Have sex with Yoda you will."

4. Would you take $10 million dollars if it guaranteed to take 5 years off of your life? The trick is that could mean you live to be 90 instead of 95, or 40 instead of 45....you don't know yet.

Yes but I would put some of it to living a healthier life. With that kind of money I could probably add 10-15 years to my life.

 

[Zurp]

1. Would you rather tattoo "Go Blue" on your forehead or "I'm a HOMO"? You have to pick one of them. Otherwise, Deety gets to put a bullet in your head.

I like the Deety idea.

2. Would you tattoo "Go Blue" on your arm for $200,000?

You need to define how big the tattoo is, I think. I can write pretty small. Can you tattoo that small? Or does it need to be legible from 20-30 feet away? I'd take the money and wear sleeves.

3. Would you rather be Han Solo (great with chicks, but no powers) or Yoda (tons of powers, but a freak-show with the chicks)?

Yoda. First, I don't think Han Solo is great with chicks. He's the guy who THINKS he's great with chicks. But when does he score? Never. He goes after Leia for about 5 years and gets maybe 3 smooches from her. Yoda, on the other hand, can jedi-mind trick the chicks to just be naked all the time. "Your clothes, you do not want.."

4. Would you take $10 million dollars if it guaranteed to take 5 years off of your life? The trick is that could mean you live to be 90 instead of 95, or 40 instead of 45....you don't know yet.

What if I'm only supposed to live 3 more years? Do you go back 2 years and kill me? I'd probably keep the 5 years.

 

[Zurp]

1. Lose your eyesight completely and forever, or lose the ability to like and appreciate boobs completely and forever?

2. Be buried alive in a coffin or drown?

3. Lose your nose or your tongue?

4. Be married to a rich chick, which means you're rich, but you get no sex, or married to a poor chick, which means you're poor, but you get sex every night. Assume both chicks look like your "fantasy chick."

 

[exhawg]

1. Lose your eyesight completely and forever, or lose the ability to like and appreciate boobs completely and forever?

lose the boobs, I'm a leg man

2. Be buried alive in a coffin or drown?

drowning would get it over faster, both would suck.

3. Lose your nose or your tongue?

drown

4. Be married to a rich chick, which means you're rich, but you get no sex, or married to a poor chick, which means you're poor, but you get sex every night. Assume both chicks look like your "fantasy chick."

If I'm rich I can buy sex. If this is between being filthy rich or living off of wellfare I'll choose rich. If we have the potential to make decent money I'll take the poor chick.

 

[jwinslow]

1. Lose your eyesight completely and forever, or lose the ability to like and appreciate boobs completely and forever?

2. Be buried alive in a coffin or drown?

3. Lose your nose or your tongue?

4. Be married to a rich chick, which means you're rich, but you get no sex, or married to a poor chick, which means you're poor, but you get sex every night. Assume both chicks look like your "fantasy chick."

1. Definitely boobs... you're saying OSU football could possibly be less valuable than boobs? :)
2. this is a sick question... definitely drown... tho I'd prefer to go quickly as someone who can't swim (not as a good swimmer stuck out in the ocean)
3. nose. You can get a new nose put on and it would look weird but I doubt you can get a new tongue.. . not sure

 

[Yertle]

1. Lose your eyesight completely and forever, or lose the ability to like and appreciate boobs completely and forever?

2. Be buried alive in a coffin or drown?

3. Lose your nose or your tongue?

4. Be married to a rich chick, which means you're rich, but you get no sex, or married to a poor chick, which means you're poor, but you get sex every night. Assume both chicks look like your "fantasy chick."

1. Damn, I hate to say it, but I'd have to lose the love of boobs.

2. Coffin. I don't know why. Both suck.

3. Tongue. No wait, could I talk? Can I get one of those Uncle Jimbo's buddy's voice box thingies? If I lost my nose, I'd start to look like Michael Jackson.

4. How rich is rich? Stinky rich? $100 Million dollars, I-own-two-lumberyards-but-don't-even-know-where-they-are-rich? Come-visit-me-on-my-summer-island rich? If yes, I'd go with rich and bone the maids.

 

[Zurp]

1. Damn, I hate to say it, but I'd have to lose the love of boobs.

Yeah. In hindsight, I think I asked a dumb question.

2. Coffin. I don't know why. Both suck.

Where did I come up with this question? Maybe Mili's right: I am warped.

3. Tongue. No wait, could I talk? Can I get one of those Uncle Jimbo's buddy's voice box thingies? If I lost my nose, I'd start to look like Michael Jackson.

No, you can't talk. I think those things only work if you lose your voice-box. You Phlarynx, or whatever it's called. (Phlegm-Box, maybe?) You'd still need a tongue, I think, to sound out each word.

I don't get it.. why do you want to look like Jacko?

4. How rich is rich? Stinky rich? $100 Million dollars, I-own-two-lumberyards-but-don't-even-know-where-they-are-rich? Come-visit-me-on-my-summer-island rich? If yes, I'd go with rich and bone the maids.

Cheater. I think if you cheat on your wife, she dumps you and you get none of the money. Basically, the theory was this: all the money you want and no sex, or you have to work your ass off for the tiniest bit of money, but all the sex you want with a hot chick?

But I guess that wasn't clarified, so nevermind.

 

[Yertle]

You Phlarynx, or whatever it's called.

That's not very nice!

Oh yeah, well, you're a Griffengory.

 

[Zurp]

That's not very nice!

Oh yeah, well, you're a Griffengory.

Like I've never been called THAT before...
Seriously, though, my brother's a Griffengory. It's pretty gross.

 

[DEBuckeye]

1. Lose your eyesight completely and forever, or lose the ability to like and appreciate boobs completely and forever?

2. Be buried alive in a coffin or drown?

3. Lose your nose or your tongue?

4. Be married to a rich chick, which means you're rich, but you get no sex, or married to a poor chick, which means you're poor, but you get sex every night. Assume both chicks look like your "fantasy chick."

1. Lose the boob appreciation. Then I wouldn't have to worry about getting caught "rubbernecking" by my wife when I see a nice rack.

2. I guess drown, but neither sound very pleasant.

3. Lose the nose. Plastic surgeons can do wonders these days.

4. Marry the rich chick. As others have said, with that kind of dough you can find sex....

 

[Yertle]

1. Would you give up football for 5 years for $250,000? No watching, reading, SportCenter - NOTHING. Also, when it's all over with, you're not allowed to watch tapes of the older games.

What if going into it, you were told that the Buckeyes would win 2 NC's during that 5 year span?

2. Would you rather lose your left hand or left eye?

3. Would you rather have a 4,000 sq. ft. house but you drive a Yugo, or a 1,500 sq. ft. house with a Jaguar?

4. Would you rather spend 2 years on the space station or 1 year in a medium security prison?