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exhawg said:
I would have to go with the 1 putts. A 600 yard par 5 would still give you a par with a 1 putt. If you 3 putt every hole you have no chance at par.
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Thats one of the reasons I thought up that scenario. It seems people are more obsessed with hitting the ball farther. Always wanting to win the long-drive contests (either official or just the "my ball was WAY longer than yours" comments between friends) and never caring much about putting accuracy. If some people spent as much time practicing putts and eliminating their 3-putt greens as they do on their drives, I think their scores would be a lot better.

But I really should take my own advice. I've never been to a driving range to practice putting.

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Would you rather get a small electrical shock every time you think about chicks, or every time you think about football?
 
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AJHawkfan said:
I'm not sure which i think about more. Often it the same thing - chicks and football. Does that warrant a large shock?
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I don't know. Do you think about the chicks playing football? That might be gross. Unless they're those lingerie chicks who played football at halftime of the super bowl a couple years ago. Maybe during the Janet Jackson boob slip? Anyway, that's ok. But if you're picturing chicks who look like Bill Romanowski and Carl Mecklenberg playing football, then I think you need to get shocked for a long, long time. For your own good.

For the sake of this argument, I guess it doesn't matter which you choose: chicks or football, because if you think about chicks AND football, then you'd get shocked regardless of which you chose.
 
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Would you rather:

- drive the General Lee or the black Trans AM from Smokey and The Bandit?
- be the pilot of the Starship Enterprise or the Millenium Falcon?
- sleep with Delta Burke or Star Jones?
- be a homo and no one know about it, or not be a homo but everyone think you are?
- be a 3 year starter and an All-American at scUM or ride the bench for 4 years at OSU?
- see your sister in Playboy or your wife/girlfriend in Hustler?
 
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- drive the General Lee or the black Trans AM from Smokey and The Bandit?
- be the pilot of the Starship Enterprise or the Millenium Falcon?
- sleep with Delta Burke or Star Jones?
- be a homo and no one know about it, or not be a homo but everyone think you are?
- be a 3 year starter and an All-American at scUM or ride the bench for 4 years at OSU?
- see your sister in Playboy or your wife/girlfriend in Hustler?

1. Trans Am
2. Starship Enterprise - luxury cruiser compared to the Falcon
3. Star - she's probably freakier
4. NOT BE A HOMO - Thump already thinks we all are, anyway....
5. I gotta go with being an All-American. Big bucks coming in the NFL. I can still be a Buckeye at heart.
6. Sister in PB - But don't tell her....
 
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AJHawkfan said:
Would you rather:

- drive the General Lee or the black Trans AM from Smokey and The Bandit?
- be the pilot of the Starship Enterprise or the Millenium Falcon?
- sleep with Delta Burke or Star Jones?
- be a homo and no one know about it, or not be a homo but everyone think you are?
- be a 3 year starter and an All-American at scUM or ride the bench for 4 years at OSU?
- see your sister in Playboy or your wife/girlfriend in Hustler?
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1. Trans AM
2. Millenium Falcon! No doubt about it!
3. Geesh. Burke. Can it be Brooke Burke?
4. No homo. I could care less what everyone else thinks.
5. OSU bench-warmer.
6. ugh. I don't have a sister, so it's hard to imagine. I do have 2 brothers though, so I guess I'd have to say that I'd rather they were flaming in Playboy (not that Playboy's into that sort of thing).

Would you rather have $10,000 extra salary every year for the rest of your life, or perfect health with no exercise for the rest of your life? Assume you die at 90 in both scenarios.
 
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AJHawkfan said:
Would you rather:

- drive the General Lee or the black Trans AM from Smokey and The Bandit?
- be the pilot of the Starship Enterprise or the Millenium Falcon?
- sleep with Delta Burke or Star Jones?
- be a homo and no one know about it, or not be a homo but everyone think you are?
- be a 3 year starter and an All-American at scUM or ride the bench for 4 years at OSU?
- see your sister in Playboy or your wife/girlfriend in Hustler?
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1. General Lee
2. Millenium Falcon
3. Delta Burke. At least she used to be thin.
4. Could I shoot myself instead?
5. 3 Years at scUM and and help throw the OSU game every year. :biggrin:
6. Being as I have no sisters, the Playboy scenario.

How about your mom or dad in a porno, which would be worse?
 
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1. General Lee (I hope Jessica Simpson comes wit it)
2. I'm not a trekkie
3. Ouch that's as bad as Rosie
4. Chicks dig Metro-sexuals?
5. I'm with Thump on this one
6. Hustler with another chick :biggrin:

Mom and Dad together that would be the worst
 
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AJHawkfan said:
Would you rather:

- drive the General Lee or the black Trans AM from Smokey and The Bandit?
- be the pilot of the Starship Enterprise or the Millenium Falcon?
- sleep with Delta Burke or Star Jones?
- be a homo and no one know about it, or not be a homo but everyone think you are?
- be a 3 year starter and an All-American at scUM or ride the bench for 4 years at OSU?
- see your sister in Playboy or your wife/girlfriend in Hustler?
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1. Trans AM.
2. Millenium Falcon. I think I'd get annoyed at crappy captains on the Enterprise. On the Falcon, the pilot IS the captain. Unless Chewy is the pilot. In which case, I'd just have the one guy to deal with, and I could probably rip his arms off if he pissed me off.
3. Not be a homo. Think what you want, and I'll think about the boobs.
4. Ride the bench at Ohio State. Umm.. actually, maybe the other way around, and I'd "conveniently" have an off-game against Ohio State every year. But I don't think I could stand to wear the uniforms and listen to Carr every week and listen to that fight song all the time.
5. Ummmmm.. I don't have a sister. I think if I did, though, I'd be more willing to see her in Playboy (I would just burn that issue) than my wife or any of my girlfriends in Hustler.

Yertle said:
Would you rather have $10,000 extra salary every year for the rest of your life, or perfect health with no exercise for the rest of your life? Assume you die at 90 in both scenarios.
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I'll take the health.

Thump said:
How about your mom or dad in a porno, which would be worse?
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GROSS!!! Mom would be worse.

If everyone in your office voted on whether to have "Topless Friday" every week, where everyone MUST be topless, which way would you vote? What about "Naked Friday?"

Oops - I forgot about Delta Burk vs. Star Jones. I go with Delta Burk. She's just fat and a little ugly. Star Jones is ugly and fat. And ugly.
 
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