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Zurp said:
I got some more for this bitch:

Would you rather shave your eyebrows or your testicles?
Would you rather be known as the greatest cornholer of all time or the worst? (I'm not talking about the game.)
You know that Wendy's commercial where the raccoons go through the drive-thru? If you were working there, would you rather they paid for their food or not paid for their food?
Would you rather start work at 8:00 Monday morning, and you have to work 40 straight hours, but then you get to go home until the next monday morning, or work 5 8-hour days each week?
Would you rather beat an 8-year-old at one-on-one basketball, or lose to an NBA player?
Would you rather have sex with one of those monster, ugly chicks in the women's NFL, or with one of those twig-chick gymnasts? (Assume that they're both 18.)
Finally, would you rather know the results of each Ohio State game (win or lose) through some magic, or would you rather it be a surprise? If you already know the results, you may not gamble on the games, because that's cheating.
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Man, I love these questions!!!

- Someone said women will suck your testicles if they're shaved??? I have trouble believing it, but it's worth a shot.
- Greatest. Why would you want to be the worst at anything? Even if it was the stupidest thing in the world, you should still want to be the greatest. You don't necessarily need to want to do it though.
- Paid, duh! I'd pocket the money and then quit. Then I'd go shave my testicles and become the greatest cornholer ever.
- 40 straight hours. I've stayed up 40 straight hours plenty of times, and it really isn't all that tough.
- NBA player. I've always wanted to see how good/bad I am against the world's greatest.
- Gymnast. You could do all sorts of things. Flips, cartwheels, bends, twists, spin her like a top,.....mmmmmmm, oh yeah! I like it.
- Surprise! This was the easiest one of all. Think of how boring the 2002 Michigan game or Miami would be if you knew what happened! No way in hell do I want the excitement taken away from me. That's what football is all about!
 
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Yertle said:
- Greatest. Why would you want to be the worst at anything? Even if it was the stupidest thing in the world, you should still want to be the greatest. You don't necessarily need to want to do it though.

- Paid, duh! I'd pocket the money and then quit. Then I'd go shave my testicles and become the greatest cornholer ever.

- 40 straight hours. I've stayed up 40 straight hours plenty of times, and it really isn't all that tough.
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Yertle, if you've actually stayed 'up' for 40 straight hours, you have a great shot at being the greatest cornholer in the world. :biggrin:
 
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Yertle said:
- 40 straight hours. I've stayed up 40 straight hours plenty of times, and it really isn't all that tough.
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My record is 53 hours. And I didn't end it because I was tired. I ended it because my halucinations were too weird. It was something like 6:00 AM and I kept seeing my roommate in the corner of the room dancing. After about 15 minutes of that, I said that it was time for bed.
 
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Zurp said:
My record is 53 hours. And I didn't end it because I was tired. I ended it because my halucinations were too weird. It was something like 6:00 AM and I kept seeing my roommate in the corner of the room dancing. After about 15 minutes of that, I said that it was time for bed.
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Drugs are bad mmKay
 
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