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How about this one:
Would you rather eat at a different restaurant every day, and you can never ever never ever never go back to that same restaurant ever again, or pick one restaurant to go to and you have to eat there EVERY day forever? If you pick the second one, what's your choice?

If you pick the first one, and you go to McDonalds one day, you can never go to another McDonalds. Same is true of all chain restaurants. If you pick the second one, and you pick McDonalds, you can go to any McDonalds whenever. Also, if you pick the second one, you may go to other restaurants, but you have to eat a full meal at the one you pick every day. You can order something different each day, but you can't say "I'm not hungry," order small fries, leave, and go to another restaurant or go home.
 
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drive the General Lee or the black Trans AM from Smokey and The Bandit?
- be the pilot of the Starship Enterprise or the Millenium Falcon?
- sleep with Delta Burke or Star Jones?
- be a homo and no one know about it, or not be a homo but everyone think you are?
- be a 3 year starter and an All-American at scUM or ride the bench for 4 years at OSU?
- see your sister in Playboy or your wife/girlfriend in Hustler?
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-Black Trans AM
-Millenium Falcon (Star Trek blows)
-everyone can think I'm a homo... I'll just kick their asses
-bench at OSU
-I'll go with my girlfriend in Hustler as long as you don't tell my wife :)
 
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Zurp said:
Here's a good one:
Would you rather drink an 8-ounce cup of piss or let someone poop on your leg? And it's cheating to be wearing pants while someone shits on your leg - it has to be your bare leg.
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Hmmm...I guess I'm more interested in understanding how such a hypothetical dilemma enters one's mind, but that's another story.

I'm going with shit on my leg - at least I don't have to eat it. Then, I'm kicking the dude's ass. :box:

Zurp said:
How about this one:
Would you rather eat at a different restaurant every day, and you can never ever never ever never go back to that same restaurant ever again, or pick one restaurant to go to and you have to eat there EVERY day forever? .
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Different restaurant every day.

Man, can someone please hurry up and get football season started? :smash:
 
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Ok.. this one isn't as off-the-wall as some of the others I've had. But it might be good, anyway.

This comes from a friend, who is a chick who loves football: would you rather your wife/girlfriend LOVE football as much as or more than you do, hate football completely, not care at all about football, or like it enough to watch it sometimes, but not really care about who wins and who loses?
 
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Zurp said:
Ok.. this one isn't as off-the-wall as some of the others I've had. But it might be good, anyway.

This comes from a friend, who is a chick who loves football: would you rather your wife/girlfriend LOVE football as much as or more than you do, hate football completely, not care at all about football, or like it enough to watch it sometimes, but not really care about who wins and who loses?
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It depends what teams she likes. My gf is an OSU and Browns fan so we watch the games together. She has become a bigger sports fan while dating me. My buddy's gf is a huge SCum fan for some unknown reason so that kind of sucks. We all get into huge arguments, but she always has to resort to the Cooper era for some reason. She thinks "Who went to the Rose Bowl last year?" is a good argument compared to "Who lost The Game last year?", "Who lost the Rose Bowl last year?" , "Who has won 3 of the past 4 games?", and "Who won the most recent NC?" Dumb bitch.

I'm considering buying one of those musical bottle openers that plays the OSU fight song and switching out the insides with her SCum bottle opener. I think she's enough off a SCum poser that she wouldn't know the difference.
 
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exhawg said:
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I'm considering buying one of those musical bottle openers that plays the OSU fight song and switching out the insides with her SCum bottle opener. I think she's enough off a SCum poser that she wouldn't know the difference.
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:lol: I had one of those things and one of my roommates at the time was a big Miami fan. He would get so pissed off everytime I opened a bottle. I think it was like torture to him. needless to say it mysteriously disappeared one day never to be seen again...:sad2:
 
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I got some more for this bitch:

Would you rather shave your eyebrows or your testicles?
Would you rather be known as the greatest cornholer of all time or the worst? (I'm not talking about the game.)
You know that Wendy's commercial where the raccoons go through the drive-thru? If you were working there, would you rather they paid for their food or not paid for their food?
Would you rather start work at 8:00 Monday morning, and you have to work 40 straight hours, but then you get to go home until the next monday morning, or work 5 8-hour days each week?
Would you rather beat an 8-year-old at one-on-one basketball, or lose to an NBA player?
Would you rather have sex with one of those monster, ugly chicks in the women's NFL, or with one of those twig-chick gymnasts? (Assume that they're both 18.)
Finally, would you rather know the results of each Ohio State game (win or lose) through some magic, or would you rather it be a surprise? If you already know the results, you may not gamble on the games, because that's cheating.
 
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Zurp said:
I got some more for this bitch:

Would you rather shave your eyebrows or your testicles?
Would you rather be known as the greatest cornholer of all time or the worst? (I'm not talking about the game.)
You know that Wendy's commercial where the raccoons go through the drive-thru? If you were working there, would you rather they paid for their food or not paid for their food?
Would you rather start work at 8:00 Monday morning, and you have to work 40 straight hours, but then you get to go home until the next monday morning, or work 5 8-hour days each week?
Would you rather beat an 8-year-old at one-on-one basketball, or lose to an NBA player?
Would you rather have sex with one of those monster, ugly chicks in the women's NFL, or with one of those twig-chick gymnasts? (Assume that they're both 18.)
Finally, would you rather know the results of each Ohio State game (win or lose) through some magic, or would you rather it be a surprise? If you already know the results, you may not gamble on the games, because that's cheating.
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-Balls, "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
-If you're going to do it do it well. Just ask Rocco.
-I'd kill em if they got close enough
-I'd work 40 straight hours. My buddy is a firefighter and they have the best hours. I would just sleep under my desk for a few hours in there.
-NBA player. No blood no foul I'd kick his ass.
-Gymnast
-What would be the point of knowing if you couldn't bet on the game? The big question: If you knew that OSU was going to lose to SCum would you bet against the bucks?
 
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Zurp said:
I got some more for this bitch:

Would you rather shave your eyebrows or your testicles?
Would you rather be known as the greatest cornholer of all time or the worst? (I'm not talking about the game.)
You know that Wendy's commercial where the raccoons go through the drive-thru? If you were working there, would you rather they paid for their food or not paid for their food?
Would you rather start work at 8:00 Monday morning, and you have to work 40 straight hours, but then you get to go home until the next monday morning, or work 5 8-hour days each week?
Would you rather beat an 8-year-old at one-on-one basketball, or lose to an NBA player?
Would you rather have sex with one of those monster, ugly chicks in the women's NFL, or with one of those twig-chick gymnasts? (Assume that they're both 18.)
Finally, would you rather know the results of each Ohio State game (win or lose) through some magic, or would you rather it be a surprise? If you already know the results, you may not gamble on the games, because that's cheating.
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- balls, chicks won't suck your eyebrows, just because they're shaved.
- gotta be the best
- no idea what you're talking about.
- 8 hours/5 days a week. Would actually rather do 4 and 10, but that wasn't an option.
- NBA player, because I probably couldn't beat the 8 year old either.:biggrin:
- big girls work harder, because they have to.
- surprise me if gambling isn't a factor
 
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exhawg said:
-What would be the point of knowing if you couldn't bet on the game? The big question: If you knew that OSU was going to lose to SCum would you bet against the bucks?
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I wouldn't bet against the bucks. The money I'd get would be tainted and I wouldn't be able to enjoy it.
 
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Zurp said:
I got some more for this bitch:

Would you rather shave your eyebrows or your testicles?
Would you rather be known as the greatest cornholer of all time or the worst? (I'm not talking about the game.)
You know that Wendy's commercial where the raccoons go through the drive-thru? If you were working there, would you rather they paid for their food or not paid for their food?
Would you rather start work at 8:00 Monday morning, and you have to work 40 straight hours, but then you get to go home until the next monday morning, or work 5 8-hour days each week?
Would you rather beat an 8-year-old at one-on-one basketball, or lose to an NBA player?
Would you rather have sex with one of those monster, ugly chicks in the women's NFL, or with one of those twig-chick gymnasts? (Assume that they're both 18.)
Finally, would you rather know the results of each Ohio State game (win or lose) through some magic, or would you rather it be a surprise? If you already know the results, you may not gamble on the games, because that's cheating.
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-Balls
-Depends on who I have to cornhole to get the title (kobetai, jennajameson or people of that nature I will gladly be the greatst of all time)
-Paid I don't want to get stuck with the bill later
-40 straight
-Lose to the NBA player ( I would make a bet that loser has to buy drinks later on. That way it'll be easy to pick up chicks that night at the bar with a NBA player at your side. I know I'm shallow)
-Gymnast I bet she can really bend
-Surprise me
 
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