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Urban F. Meyer (Former OSU, CFB and NFL coach)

I predict if Sark has less than 9 wins next year that Urban will be shoving his fingers into Monkey Strippers in 2023.

Yep. In a weird way, the dysfunctional, toxic culture in Austin of the meddling big cigars has actually positioned them to hit the ground running with NIL as their class this year showed. If Sark can't do anything with the talent they're bringing him, he's gone. And the big cigars are so desperate to be relevant again that Urban could get away with snorting coke off Pole Assassin's ass while the monkey rims him if he got them to the playoffs.
 
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Yep. In a weird way, the dysfunctional, toxic culture in Austin of the meddling big cigars has actually positioned them to hit the ground running with NIL as their class this year showed. If Sark can't do anything with the talent their bringing him, he's gone. And the big cigars are so desperate to be relevant again that Urban could get away with snorting coke off Pole Assassin's ass while the monkey rims him if he got them to the playoffs.
Dying laughing!
:rofl::rofl:
 
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Yep. In a weird way, the dysfunctional, toxic culture in Austin of the meddling big cigars has actually positioned them to hit the ground running with NIL as their class this year showed. If Sark can't do anything with the talent their bringing him, he's gone. And the big cigars are so desperate to be relevant again that Urban could get away with snorting coke off Pole Assassin's ass while the monkey rims him if he got them to the playoffs.
What a story, ORD!
 
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This report from Schefter lines up with a previous tweet from Michael Ginnitti, the co-founder of Spotrac, who said Meyer's remaining four years on his deal were valued at roughly $9 million or more per season, meaning Jacksonville would be on the hook for potentially $40 million unless he was fired for cause.

"It's possible he doesn't see another dime. It's possible Shad Khan pays the whole thing," Ginnitti said. "It's possible a smaller buyout was agreed to. It's for certain that there will be lawyers."
 
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Yep. In a weird way, the dysfunctional, toxic culture in Austin of the meddling big cigars has actually positioned them to hit the ground running with NIL as their class this year showed. If Sark can't do anything with the talent they're bringing him, he's gone. And the big cigars are so desperate to be relevant again that Urban could get away with snorting coke off Pole Assassin's ass while the monkey rims him if he got them to the playoffs.

That would be an interesting way for him to "spend time with his grandchildren".
 
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Jacksonville be like

buhbye-buh.gif
 
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Urban Meyer may have his next job lined up. According to the New York Post's Andrew Marchand, FOX could be interested in bringing back Meyer to its Big Noon Kickoff show. Meyer was fired by the Jacksonville Jaguars Thursday.

"Fox will have interest in returning (Meyer) to its ‘Big Noon Kickoff’ show, according to sources,” Marchand wrote. “He was on it for two years before leaving for Jacksonville. Big Noon has made an impact, but ESPN’s “College GameDay” still is by far the leader as it averaged nearly 1.9 million viewers across its three hours each Saturday.”
 
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