The Legend of Chuck Norris

[OilerBuck]

Fire is trained to stop, drop and roll when it catches on Chuck Norris.

 

[Zurp]

Chuck Norris was once hungry enough to eat a horse. And then he ate a horse.

 

[jc_ultimate]

The ultimate showdown? Will Chuck Norris Win?

http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

 

[ScarletBlood31]

Chuck Norris once beat a jaguar in a race. The car, not the animal.

 

[bigtenbadboy]

A Chuck Norris thread once fell off the front page. Then I got roundhoused by Chuck Norris.

 

[ScarletBlood31]

Chuck Norris wakes up before even the clocks do.

 

[I hunt manatees]

While in Iraq, the closest any military officials got to finding WMD's was discovering a heavily guarded, highly secretive vault containing detailed drawings of Chuck Norris along with a plan to "be like chuck". Step one of that plan: Everyone must grow a beard.

 

[BrutusMaximus]

Chuck Norris wakes up before even the clocks do.

Now wait a minute.......he doesnt sleep, he waits.

 

[ScarletBlood31]

Now wait a minute.......he doesnt sleep, he waits.

Just put it this way.... he waits and then gives the clocks permission to turn on.

 

[Zurp]

Chuck Norris once saved a young orphan from an oncoming bus, and then threw a criminal in front of it. The criminal apologized to Chuck Norris for having been born just seconds before his death.

In a "Who can beat up Chuck Norris" contest, Chuck Norris came in first, third, and ninth place.

 

[I hunt manatees]

The only chips inside Chuck Norris's computer are Doritos

 

[Popper252]

I think i'm in love....

 

[BrutusMaximus]

I did love Invasion USA

 

[JXC]

Chuck Norris is sexy...in that non-homosexual sort of way...you know?

 

[jc_ultimate]

Chuck Norris is sexy...in that non-homosexual sort of way...you know?

Chuck Norris has never had to wonder how to quit someone