The Legend of Chuck Norris

[SparkyOSU]

Chuck Norris invented Al Gore

 

[Zurp]

Chuck Norris's drool is saved by some old Indian lady, who uses it to wash her dishes. She says it gives her food healing powers and just enough spice to kill a small village.

 

[ulukinatme]

This thread is good, been hearing Chuck Norris jokes for years now, they come up all the time in World of Warcraft Heres one of my favorites I haven't seen yet:

Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table, because Chuck only knows the element of surprise.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

 

[OSUsushichic]

 

[Gatorubet]

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

 

[Gatorubet]

The "hook" was invented when a soon-to-be deceased pediatrician tried to give baby Chuck Norris a shot.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Buckeye Buh Nim]

 

[BrutusMaximus]

 

[Dryden]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA]YouTube - Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris[/ame]

 

[TRON]

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Prove it.

 

[Buckeye Buh Nim]

 

[gost8]

When Chuck Norris falls into a lake he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

 

[Jake]

Chuck Norris doesn't worship God. God worships Chuck Norris.