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The Legend of Chuck Norris

While in Iraq, the closest any military officials got to finding WMD's was discovering a heavily guarded, highly secretive vault containing detailed drawings of Chuck Norris along with a plan to "be like chuck". Step one of that plan: Everyone must grow a beard.
 
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Chuck Norris once saved a young orphan from an oncoming bus, and then threw a criminal in front of it. The criminal apologized to Chuck Norris for having been born just seconds before his death.

In a "Who can beat up Chuck Norris" contest, Chuck Norris came in first, third, and ninth place.
 
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I think i'm in love....


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