SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[OHSportsFan]

Please tell be he drank milk with the meal.

They do list 2% on their menu so I’m positive he did

https://brownjug-annarbor.com/menu/

Also, the other part I heard was he took this recruit to breakfast. It was 10:30am and he ordered 2 burgers.

Which, I mean, I love hamburgers but Jim is a special kind of simpleton meathead.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Looks like he is now really really “actively” looking considering he’s going to interview.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Buyout for Jim Harbaugh's new contract at Michigan leaves door open for NFL return
Feb 17, 2022 at 01:09 PM

Following a dalliance with a return to the NFL, Harbaugh agreed to a new, five-year extension with Michigan this week that includes a base salary of over $7 million in 2022. More important, though, is his contract's structure as it pertains to leaving on his own accord.

An early exit from Michigan in the first year of his extension would mean Harbaugh would owe the university just $3 million. From there, the amount owed decreases to $2.25 million in 2023, $1.5 million in 2024 and just $750,000 in 2025. If Harbaugh wants to return to the NFL as a head coach, it won't cost much to buy his freedom to make such a leap.

Entire article: https://www.nfl.com/news/buyout-for...act-at-michigan-leaves-door-open-for-nfl-retu

Harbaugh, 59, interviewed for the Minnesota Vikings head-coaching vacancy in February but returned to Michigan. He told the Detroit Free Press that he informed Manuel that his NFL pursuit was a "one-time thing" and would "not be a reoccurring theme every year."

Well that ↑ was a lie. If he lies to his AD, it's no surprise that he lied to the NCAA too (i.e. the Level 1 violation). Obviously he wants to coach in the NFL (i.e. not at scUM). scUM is just "plan B" employment for him until the some NFL team offers him a job. At least Manuel had the sense to put a buyout clause in his contract so scUM gets something when Harbaugh bolts for the NFL ......

 

[Steve19]

He wants to go out a winner over Ohio State. He knows that it is unlikely that the string will continue.

 

[dragurd]

The rationalization of their fans to not admit he lied last year is funny. 10% realize he lied and maybe 25% of those 10% want him fired lol. But otherwise they are still trying to rationalize it even after a few days ago they were all saying see he put this out on twitter he's not leaving

 

[1926Buckeyes]

The fact that he constantly has one foot out the door, no one likes him, he needs a handler on his staff for his staff to work with him, and he's still somehow had the 2 best seasons of his college career is completely mystifying.

 

[Jaxbuck]

The fact that he constantly has one foot out the door, no one likes him, he needs a handler on his staff for his staff to work with him, and he's still somehow had the 2 best seasons of his college career is completely mystifying.

Almost like it’s just random variance and completely unsustainable

 

[NFBuck]

Man, DFBIA is in peak form over this stuff...

This entire thread is a hoot...

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/broncos-interviewing-harbaugh-and-payton-week

At this point, I'm not sure what would be better - Simple Jim bailing on them leaving sanctions in his wake and them scrambling to find a coach in mid-January, or him not getting a job offer, slinking back again, and them convincing themselves this won't happen again next January. It's an absolute coin toss.

 

[Wells4Heisman]

Think he realizes he's met his ceiling? It'll only get a lot tougher with additional games in the CFP, this season was a golden opportunity for them and they still blew it. That postseason record he's accumulated speaks for itself. Oh yeah, he also just got a Level 1 violation for lying about a cheeseburger...

 

[dragurd]

Man, DFBIA is in peak form over this stuff...

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This entire thread is a hoot...

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/broncos-interviewing-harbaugh-and-payton-week

At this point, I'm not sure what would be better - Simple Jim bailing on them leaving sanctions in his wake and them scrambling to find a coach in mid-January, or him not getting a job offer, slinking back again, and them convincing themselves this won't happen again next January. It's an absolute coin toss.

Lol that's not even peak form this is.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

It was probably an easy promise to make because the simple bastard probably never thought he'd find his baseball two years in a row. When this year ended and the baseball was sitting in his hand, he just said "fuck it; I'm out.;

 

[dragurd]

It was probably an easy promise to make because the simple bastard probably never thought he'd find his baseball two years in a row. When this year ended and the baseball was sitting in his hand, he just said "fuck it; I'm out.;

That assumes someone wants to put up with his demands. Otherwise he slinks back with tail between his legs like he did last year

 

[OHSportsFan]

Almost like it’s just random variance and completely unsustainable

Woody hope so.

 

[TenYearBore]

I objectively know less than I did when all this started. Stay, go, whatever - two wins against OSU isn't enough for me to pretend I'm not sick of this already; just let me know how many recruits we bleed out while Jim is "finding his place in life" at the age of 59. Assclown program.

 

[dragurd]

I objectively know less than I did when all this started. Stay, go, whatever - two wins against OSU isn't enough for me to pretend I'm not sick of this already; just let me know how many recruits we bleed out while Jim is "finding his place in life" at the age of 59. Assclown program.

Am just very amused watching fans try to rationalize he didn't lie to their fucking gface when he said he wouldn't do this again next year last year. Even if he comes back the myth of Harbaugh being too honest for his own good is broken.