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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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osuvictory1 said:
Apparently Sean Payton is the man for the Broncos.

TTUN is going to let the dude run out of options.
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If the Broncos are willing to give the compensation to get Payton (reported to be a first rounder), he would be the obvious hire.
I just want to hear more about Harbaugh interviews. So far, we've heard that he acted "weird" at his Vikings interview and that he was the one that instigated the Panthers discussion.
Some owner (some day) will be sufficiently stupid to hire Harbaugh.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
After last year, he could tell recruits that it was a one time thing and he was committed to tsun in the future. Now, everyone knows that's a flat out lie, and he's out the door the moment some NFL owner will have him.
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while the NFL owners are on a zoom taking bets on who can string his stupid ass along the farthest/longest.

Owner #1: "I swear to god, I got him to fly to Denver in the middle of his recruiting season"
Owner #2: "Ha. I made him take an Uber from the airport and pay for it himself"
Owner #3: "Ok, 100K to the first motherfucker who can get him to walk to the interview from over a mile away. An extra $50K if it's bad weather and you have video proof."
 
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Jaxbuck said:
while the NFL owners are on a zoom taking bets on who can string his stupid ass along the farthest/longest.

Owner #1: "I swear to god, I got him to fly to Denver in the middle of his recruiting season"
Owner #2: "Ha. I made him take an Uber from the airport and pay for it himself"
Owner #3: "Ok, 100K to the first motherfucker who can get him to walk to the interview from over a mile away. An extra $50K if it's bad weather and you have video proof."
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Bonus if he’s wearing cleats?
 
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Jaxbuck said:
while the NFL owners are on a zoom taking bets on who can string his stupid ass along the farthest/longest.

Owner #1: "I swear to god, I got him to fly to Denver in the middle of his recruiting season"
Owner #2: "Ha. I made him take an Uber from the airport and pay for it himself"
Owner #3: "Ok, 100K to the first motherfucker who can get him to walk to the interview from over a mile away. An extra $50K if it's bad weather and you have video proof."
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Didn't the Vikings guy make him wait in the lobby for an hour? There is nothing that will ever unconvince me that wasn't a pure setup to torture and humiliate Simple Jim as payback for the hell he put the 49ers front office through.
 
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ScriptOhio said:
Report: Jim Harbaugh wants back in the NFL and “he will flat go to Denver”



Entire article: https://www.milehighreport.com/2023...-wants-back-in-the-nfl-will-flat-go-to-denver
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The best part of that Athletic article is some former assistant saying that Harbaugh knows fucking nothing about Xs and Os. Basically confirming what we've all known/suspected for some time. His success is 100% reliant on surrounding himself with the right assistants, or it's a mess.

Harbaugh brings an unmatched level of intensity that can energize a program while uniting and inspiring players through the power of his convictions, no matter how corny some of his antics would seem if others tried to employ them. On the down side, he is not the sort of coach who is going to install schemes and tweak them to fit personnel or exploit opponents. That makes Harbaugh more dependent than some coaches on the assistants he hires.

“Jim’s involvement in football is the equivalent of the absent-minded professor walking into the room and drawing up a trick play, taking a dip and walking out the door,” this assistant said. “He is not a football scheming person.”
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TenYearBore said:
Anyone else watching Georgia run misdirection, counter, and read option/arc against literally nobody on the edge? Like literally anyone with a brain thought Michigan would do; you know, except our coach?



Kay; I'm done. Fire Harbaugh; yesterday.
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I've said since last week...that was a bad, bad loss. TCU snuck into the CFP. They beat a bunch of "meh" ranked Big-12 teams during the season padding their resume...and when you go back and look, none of them (other than a baaaad OU team) decisively. They lost to "meh" Kansas State in their CCG. They are...I'd say pretty objectively...the worst CFP participant in the nine years it's existed. Losing to that team is embarrassing. Simple Jim and his staff looked unprepared and like they didn't even bother to put together any kind of game plan.

Pisses me off that much more that we've lost twice in a row to the oxygen thief.
 
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