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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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cincibuck said:
If Mikey Boy could wrest control back from the hands of his daughter, Katie Blackburn, Harbaugh could be the Bengals' head coach.
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From Wolverine Digest, Hairball and his agent are trying to get a better offer in AA, and Warde isn’t all in.

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Pre offer:

Post Ohio State communications indicated to Jim he would be highest paid coach in Big Ten. Have the largest assistant pool salary. Lots of NIL support and support from University for the program.

First offer:

Getting to the contract. The first contract offer to Jim was a raise in base salary but not high enough to meet Big Ten peers and did not increase assistant coach salary pool and included a large buyout. The notice of allegations from the NCAA were well known, but after the AD was told they were coming anytime, Warde changed his tune and offered that contract. Harbaugh balked at it and felt he wasn't wanted by everyone at the University like he was in 2015. He also doubted the Universities support of him specifically the AD. As a result he hired an agent and started communicating with the NFL as a backup. The details of the first contract were about 8.1 million base with incentives that could get him up to 11 million. Assistant coach pool was 7.1 million with incentives making it get close to 8.1 million. Buyout for coach was around 9 million.

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Now some time has passed and President Ono gets involved. Only then does Warde get moving more. New offer was made with a lower buyout (5 million), base around 9.5 million and incentives getting him to 12 or 13 million, an increased assistant pool salary of around 7.7 million and incentives getting to close to 9 million. Ono personally gave Jim support against the NCAA. Things were trending in right direction and contract was going to be signed. But lack of support from Warde and his antics caused Harbaugh to pause and look at Plan B just in case.
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Jaxbuck said:
while the NFL owners are on a zoom taking bets on who can string his stupid ass along the farthest/longest.

Owner #1: "I swear to god, I got him to fly to Denver in the middle of his recruiting season"
Owner #2: "Ha. I made him take an Uber from the airport and pay for it himself"
Owner #3: "Ok, 100K to the first motherfucker who can get him to walk to the interview from over a mile away. An extra $50K if it's bad weather and you have video proof."
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I think they have one for retreads…I believe it is the “Kotite Rule”
 
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BB73 said:
From Wolverine Digest, Hairball and his agent are trying to get a better offer in AA, and Warde isn’t all in.

Si.com
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So the Broncos kicked the tires on him and at the end of the day said, "nah...we just can't deal with this shithead." Now, Simple Jim is trying to milk the university for more like he did last year, and a lower buyout so he can go out and do the same thing next year. Ono is a putz who's going to do whatever he thinks will grab him some publicity. That's well known. It, however, isn't surprising that the AD who has had to deal with Simple Jim for several years seems more than willing to let things play out in the hopes that he might finally be gone.
 
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I mean scUM would be stupid to keep giving in to this shit, he's just going to keep doing it after every season, and further hurt recruiting efforts. Players are going to get tired it and once his kings ransom of decade old COVID leftover players run out things aren't going to be as shiny.
 
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tsun has clearly decided that Simple Jim can do whatever he wants, and they'll take it. Juggalono just said they're going to the mattresses to protect him from the ncaa violation. He publicly promised that he wouldn't go after the NFL again, and he has a clause in his contract calling formhis termination with cause if he does, which is all being conveniently ignored now. Warde seems to want off the merry-go-round, but Ono is a publicity hungry jock-sniffer and seems hellbent on enabling Simple Jim for his own ends.
 
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I don’t know what the hell is going on, nor do I really care. I just hope it all blows up in their face somehow, cripples the program, embarrasses the university and enrages the DFBIA.

it’s my birthday and that’s all I want. I don’t think it’s asking too much.

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If I can be a little greedy, I’d ask for it to do all the things listed above and also drive Harbaugh to off himself Carradine style.
 
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Denver morning drive sportstalk saying that Donkey's interview of David Shaw is evidence that Jimmy is the guy. See, Jimmy worked with Shaw at Stanford, and he wants him as his OC. Plus, by doing this interview Donkeys get to check a box for the Rooney rule. I haven't seen the local press this worked up since they interviewed........Nathaniel Hackett.
 
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colobuck79 said:
Denver morning drive sportstalk saying that Donkey's interview of David Shaw is evidence that Jimmy is the guy. See, Jimmy worked with Shaw at Stanford, and he wants him as his OC. Plus, by doing this interview Donkeys get to check a box for the Rooney rule. I haven't seen the local press this worked up since they interviewed........Nathaniel Hackett.
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I told you guys there was a ‘tard Rooney rule!
 
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Jaxbuck said:
I don’t know what the hell is going on, nor do I really care. I just hope it all blows up in their face somehow, cripples the program, embarrasses the university and enrages the DFBIA.

it’s my birthday and that’s all I want. I don’t think it’s asking too much.

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If I can be a little greedy, I’d ask for it to do all the things listed above and also drive Harbaugh to off himself Carradine style.
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Harbaugh is too stupid and utterly devoid of any internal life or intrinsic humanity to off himself. When I think of famous people who do, I think of guys like Bourdain, Carlin or Williams. In other words, the complete opposite of Simple Jim.
 
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