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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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gmen6981 said:
Harbaugh would do it completely accidently in a way worthy of a Darwin Award. Something like diving into a pool of molten lava trying to rescue his baseball or something.
Or he could do it by Jax's preffered method along with all the other additions folks have put forward, but I submit that he would also be wearing his "penis sticking out of his mouth" mask.

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Absolutely. This guy is completely capable of Darwin Awarding himself through something as hilarious as a nail gun accident or jerking off too long with a belt around his neck.
 
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TenYearBore said:
If I had to bet money, I'd say he's gone; probably to the Broncos. Their first choice might be Sean Payton, but the Saints want a 1st and Denver doesn't have it. I don't think it's an accident they picked David Shaw for one of their Rooney interviews. Furthermore, I can't figure out why Harbaugh's camp would leak extremely detailed information about Harbaugh's contract battles with Warde Manuel if they intended to sit back down at the table; that's not how you conclude successful negotiations, that's how you implode them. To wit, Michigan appears to be leaking that THEY have no intention of improving their last offer. All the Michigan insiders are grumpy, and there's a lot of "I hate both/every side" going on in the community of "those in the know."

Add it all up and I'm pretty sure the final answer is... "Boom."
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Really? And you call yourself a *ichigan fan?
Is there even a single other part of what Hairball and his camp of clowns have done that makes any sense?
 
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shetuck said:
Really? And you call yourself a *ichigan fan?
Is there even a single other part of what Hairball and his camp of clowns have done that makes any sense?
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Are you implying the unfounded confidence and reading way too much into meaningless public statements is somehow NOT consistent with Michigan fandom? :)

Jokes aside man, I have no idea anymore. I don't know if he's coming or going, and the sad truth is watching Georgia eat TCU's face like that has me convinced it doesn't matter anyway. Currently the wheel looks like it's going to stop on "Harbaugh stays" but I gave up pretending I knew at least 20 posts ago.



Two weeks ago life was good; today I feel like Wisconsin. Dystopian.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
I don’t know what the hell is going on, nor do I really care. I just hope it all blows up in their face somehow, cripples the program, embarrasses the university and enrages the DFBIA.

it’s my birthday and that’s all I want. I don’t think it’s asking too much.

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If I can be a little greedy, I’d ask for it to do all the things listed above and also drive Harbaugh to off himself Carradine style.
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Oh, be honest. You'd also want oral pleasure from Alba to be thrown in.
 
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